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Well, Its actually been a whole year of blogging for me. What a year its been too. Remember how it started out with me already working and planning on moving up to Alaska? Well I went from this...


and this...


and blogged what I could (mainly in my entries #1-44). Then I took a big old detour, and ended up in Louisiana which looks like this...

and this too...


there was a little break in there, but the entries from #46-75 are all southern USA related...not to mention the Sci Fi Story I started, and need to get back to (5 entries so far).

Along the way, I started to write a lot better, made some great friends, and I am really looking forward to the upcoming year. I decided I'd give you folks some predictions for the upcoming year.

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B-Mental's Predictions for the New Bloggarooney Year!
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Ok, gotta start somewhere, and I'm not smart enough to alphabetize.
Kilted Exile.... Kilt gets recognised as the true Shrek. He gets reimbursed from the Shrek movie people, and an apology from Mike Meyers. This leads to a book series, and eventually a sitcom "Thats My Shrek".

Mtpspur....Gets his vehicle paid off, only to have to get another loan to get the collector's edition Avengers character map with inflatable Beast doll. Better luck next time Rich.

SleepyWitch...Starts her own country. She makes all litnetters honorary members, and then she raises the taxes...oh dear.

Logos...Accidentally posts her picture on the site...and even more accidentally mtpspur somehow gets a hold of her phone number. Oh boy, I can see the fireworks already.

Papayahed... Moves to New Orleans and starts her own bus tour...she calls it "Where Larry the Leprechaun got me drunk in New Orleans tour." She actually makes an incredible living at it.

Lily Adams...Joins DEVO for there 2008 US tour. She has a wonderful time until she nearly overdoses on Pixie Stix, and her parents make her come home. Still she has an awesome time whle it lasts.

Virgil... Learns to tapdance, and begins a one man show off broadway...many people are thankful he didn't take up singing...LOL, j/k

AimusSage...Becomes a celebrity in his own right, when he publishes the Bob & Twig Adventures...Aimus will be more celebrated than JK Rowling.

Andave_ya...Stars in a dance movie, and becomes a world renown dancer.

Nightshade...Finds a golden ticket in the library. Not realising its a chance to own the Willy Wonka Candy Factory, she turns it in at the lost and found. She is greatly rewarded for her honest deed, moves into a flat of her own, not to far from the family, and not too close either.

Crazefest456....Goes on to meditate...then moves to the mountains to seek peace and quiet. Nikolai and B come to visit and we all "oooom" until we are dizzy.

NikolaiI...Continues to meet interesting women and eventually settles down to a life of lecturing and philosophy.

Captain Pike....Gets his first part in an on broadway production. In typical Captain Pike manner, he steals the show. He also takes that well deserved cruise around the carribean.

Shalot... Goes on to become the litnet resident vetrinarian, specializing in cats...She also writes a book entitled...My favorite numbers(from 1-10,000)

Mother Hubbard / Granny5 / Poppy & Family ....... Start a commune. Granny tells stories, Poppy Bah Humbugs (lol), Mother Hubbard has her hands busy as it is. They are all very happy.

Schereradze (sp).... Ceases to be a moderator, and dons the guise of her alter ego...the super heroine "Tidy Gal". She rights internet wrongs around the globe.

Bakiryu...Adopts hundreds of dogs, and starts her own dog gang. She becomes quite the rabblerouser.

Jon1lit...Publishes a wonderful book of poems, but eventually begins to rewrite all of the poems...its a vicious cycle he is overheard whispering again and again.

Countess...Graduates college, gets her son back, takes her tenured position at the university of her choice. She then begins to date the young men in her classes...mad, bad and dangerous to know indeed.

mkhockenberry...Lands the job of her dreams, it pays exorbitantly, has few hours, and lets her see her kids as much as she wants.

Pendragon...Gets knighted for his wonderful poetry, and his fame brings him into contact with doctors that alleviate his pain.

Niamh...Does a stint in jail, when it is discovered that she isn't really a twin, she just photoshopped those pictures and said it was her twin that drank to much, and started the pub brawl. Larry the Leprechaun bails her out though, and eventually she recieves a pardon.

Kiz Paws....Becomes the CEO of the company "Bloggarooney & Cheese". She then has the company employees refer to her as "Her Majesty".
Her rolling pin goes missing, and her husband is all smiles.

Finally....
B-mental...B stays coool, and only gets cooler. When you can't find B, its probably because he is working on one of these...



Sorry if I missed anyone. Toodles, B
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  1. ampoule's Avatar
    Those were pretty funny even though I don't get all the inside jokes. Very clever. One thing I thought you were going to say though was, up there where you said this..."but the entries from #46-75 are all southern USA related"...I thought for sure you were going to say Southern Fried. lol Love the pictures. Makes me miss Alaska bunches.
  2. motherhubbard's Avatar
    That was so funny. I love this blog
  3. kiz_paws's Avatar
    Loved the photos, LOVED your predictions (very much indeed!), you gave me a great start for my day, laughing! Congratulations on your one year anniversary of Blogging, and may there be many more pages from which we can enjoy! **Hugs** Kizzo
  4. Countess's Avatar
    ROTFLMAO! I think this blog is one of the funniest I've ever read (it may be the funniest!) Your pictures were gorgeous but your predictions had me in hysterics! THANK-YOU for the laugh.
  5. andave_ya's Avatar
    LOVE the pictures and adore the predictions. I'll give you my autograph
  6. mtpspur's Avatar
    I'm pretty sure you nailed us all. This was one of your best. Grinning like a fool.
  7. kilted exile's Avatar
    hehehehe nice. btw wrote to the makers of Shrek stating my case, amazingly still no response - must be tied up with their legal team trying to decide how much cash they're going to give me.
  8. crazefest456's Avatar
    As I was reading this last night-ish morning, I really thought I was going delirious...I couldn't stop thinking of Tidy Gal and dog gangs!! That's why I signed off so abruptly, cuz everything was so insane... I love this anniversary thing!!!
  9. B-Mental's Avatar
    I know I forgot a lot of people, but I gave myself a deadline to finish it, and then just went with as many as I could get in with the given time. I had one for Admin that didn't make the cut...Sorry bout that Chris...I love the site though, if you haven't figured it out yet.
  10. Virgil's Avatar
    What a great blog, B-M. I just saw this now. Congrats on one year anniversary. And I'll give tap dancing a try. And my wife has been subjected to my singing, and you are right, I don't get any compliments.
  11. 's Avatar
    LULZ great entry B! and congrats on one year! (psssst, i already have posted my pic, my avatar is meee.... ... )
  12. Niamh's Avatar
    Why do i have to be the one to do the stint in Jail! Dont make me send my twin after you! She will be aided by hobbits!
  13. 's Avatar
    Thanks B - You've given me a good idea!!! I'm off to find where I can buy a used bus, cheap!
  14. B-Mental's Avatar
    Thanks for the comments everyone...as for the last couple of comments. Virgil, it was a wild guess. It was 50/50 singing or tap dancing. Tap dancing won. See, Logos confirms it...my predictions are coming true. Sorry Niamh, but you Irish twins are always the ones that get into trouble. Oh cool, Papayahed, if you need a silent partner or a bus driver, let me know. B
  15. Niamh's Avatar
    trouble? dont know what you are talking about!
  16. Shurtugal's Avatar
    hey what about me! lol! those where cool B, must try that on my blog lol!
  17. B-Mental's Avatar
    I'm sorry Shurtugal. I know I missed people, but it was taking so long. I promise I'll get you guys in my 'Blog-versary and a half' blog entry. Cheers, B
  18. AimusSage's Avatar
    Oh dear, me a celebrity? I should hope not! Still, this is an awesome entry
  19. B-Mental's Avatar
    ......I need more COWBELL!!!!.......
  20. Niamh's Avatar
    yeah B. This does deserve to be marked as a favourite! and now that i have discovered how to...
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