Sci Fi Story

Ooops...I stand corrected...A car was sent to pick me up at my house...its really cool, and they have a battery I can plug into and wireless internet, so I should be able to actually update regularly...the car is a limo, and we are headed to the heliport as we speak. Cheers, B

Ok, the helicopter refilled and just took off...they have sworn me to secrecy...so I can't give details...I'll have more later.

Wow, this is really cool...I asked why me, and I guess one of Santas elves was hanging out on lit-net...he read some of my blog to Santa, and Santa remembered me...CHECK THIS OUT....He told the Santa Center people that he wanted me by name...he has my current address....I can't believe it...I've moved so much I didn't think he knew. Ok, more to come soon.

I'm in the helicopter, and I can't tell where we are going, its still dark here, early Christmas Eve morning...I'm so excited, that I'm not even sleepy...plus its pretty loud in the helicopter...its kind of fun though, because I can look down on the lights and see some peoples lights are coming on and some cars and trucks are driving with their headlights I think this is probably a lot like what Santa sees.... there are some scientists filling me in on what they know about Santa...I guess all this snow and cold weather this year was a good sign that Santa was getting ready. They say Santa travels a lot faster than a helicopter.

Ok, they didn't tell me where we were going, but I figured it out, they said I could tell you the name of the city....we are about 20 minutes from Houston, Texas...they won't let me tell you more than that...

To hell with the Santa-ologists B man, steal the Santa mobile, come pick me up, let's go for a ride across the stars! Go B-Mental Go!

LOL jon1...well it looks like I can tell you where they're taking me...I just arrived at NASA in Houston. They said they didn't want to release it until I got there...you know how the press is...apparently NASA has been tracking Santa's travels for the last couple of years, and Santa central sets up for a couple of days...they also said that many sightings of UFO's are really just Santa taking the Mrs. to see family and sometimes just go on trips...Ok, gotta run.

The reports of Santa's whereabouts are coming in...from all over the western Pacific Region...Santa is hitting parts of New Zealand as we speak...(sorry, I guess I didn't think about that him going there first)...The people at Santa Central wanted the Lit-Net members to feel free to enter their Santa stories for this year either here, in their own blog, or on the forums. Ok, its really exciting, but I'm not really doing anything...someone brought Eggnog, and I'm drinking Cranberry Juice...(Santa Central thinks that its one of his favorites)...oh and we have big screen HDTV in one room with non-stop Christmas movies. I'm about to go watch the movie Scrooged starring Bill Murray. The cookies here are really good.

Oh, I almost forgot...Jon1lit...I'm hoping to go for a joyride in Santa's sleigh...if I do, we'll swing by your place...that would be cool.

You're drinking cranberry juice??!! What about an old fashioned beer? And what's the deal with Santa hitting New Zealand first? The kids there are probably all out whale riding while the kiddies everywhere else wonder what the heck's going on! Keep us posted! Good work, my brother.

Thnx jon...well, I'd love a beer, but this looks like its gonna be a marathon, if you know what I mean...its still only 6:50 AM Christmas Eve, and I don't want to go see Santa all tippled up (What would good old St. Nick think?)...Can you dig it?

Well, I guess Santa follows a flightplan that is based off of the international dateline...thats how he does it.

this is great! my grandkids are going to love it. Thanks for thinking of it.

Well, I'm up again, and I have some things to check up on... Santa is now over Australia...I need to find out more....back in a while.

Ok, as of 10:07 Eastern Standard Time officially confirmed reports are coming in from Australia as Santa winds it up over there. I am confused, because we are tracking Santa on the Santa Seeker Satellite, but he is turning up all over the place. in Japan, China, Eastern Russia, and I am so confused...maybe I need to wake up more.

Well, some of the scientists have rumored that Santa has a Leprechaun in his pocket....there may be a lit-net connection here. Larry the Leprchaun is on a big old trip across the USA presently, and around the globe...kind of sounds familiar. Anyways, some of the scientists think that Mrs. Santa is helping her husband...what if they both have leprechauns helping them.

The people here at NASA are really having fun now...we are going to start the cookie cookoff competition. I have to go to the store with some of the people here, so no one gets me the wrong ingredients. I'll be back in 30 minutes or so with the latest updates.

Holey Toledo...while I was making my cookies, Santa and NASA had a radio transmission...They rushed me into the communications room. When I got there they gave me the microphone and asked for me to see if Santa remembered me. I couldn't think what to ask him...its hard to interogate Santa when you aren't ready for it...I asked him what the punchline to the joke he told me was. Santa thought for a little bit, and then said..."Um, er, well...I forgot it." The people all looked at me dissappointed as though maybe it wasn't the real thing...I laughed out loud, and explained that Santa forgot the joke when he told it to me he couldn't remember the punchline. The whole group of Santa-ologists and NASA personnel let out a great big cheer and Santa heard it on the radio. We all smiled and went to check on the cookies, as Santa laughed a big, "HO, HO, HO"

Merry Christmas B!

Thanks Shalot, I wish you a Merry Christmas too. I'm having so much fun, I can't stop smiling. I hope your holidays are awesome. Ok, not much new to tell you, but apparently there are some musicians that work here, and we are going to sit around drink cocoa and play music...Guess who brought his harmonica...