Sci Fi Story

Yeah, holidays is affecting my writing...I've been less productive than I thought I would...

I thought I would share my nickname with you...read this as true life, but as a poem


Born Peter...
called Pete

I am the Son Of Mouse...
a meese, mouse, mice, or fuzzy

I am....
petey
speedy
speetey
spaz
spuz
Pete-O
Pete'ster
Pete-Meister (Pete Meister, Meister Pete-man)

I am Doctor Bemento
Dok
Doubliscious
Double Trouble
Dieseltrok

I am the leader
the king
the champ
the rock
Rocky
The Rock On The Beautiful Mountain
The smell in the wind
the far off sound
the lover
the maker
the Creator....

I am the hardest working man in the oilfield
shucks, the energy field is my business

I am the naturalist,
the fever
the geologist,
the manic man
the general

The men call me Oilcan,
but the ladies call me Sunshine
I am the Tsolar Tsamurai
the pie in the sky
the peace on Earth

I think faster than others, but...
that is my gift.

I don't sleep,
I don't abuse myself.
I don't harm others

I AM LEGEND...
before legend was born

I am happy
and I am..............

Conoco Pete (my stage name)
Bent Metal Man
B-Mental
Pathfinder Pete