Kiz_Paws Bag Of Trix

WHY?

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
   
   
2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
   
   
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
   
   
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
   
   
5. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
   
   
6. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
   
   
7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
   
   
8. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
   
   
9. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
   
   
10. Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
    
    
11. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
    
    
12. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
    
    
13. Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
    
    
14. How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
    
    
15. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
    
    
16. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
    
    
17. How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
    

Yeah, my reaction, too!

Just wanted to share these thoughts ... my favorite was the one about food magically re-appearing in the fridge... **glances at hubby who is at it again...**

Cheers!
Kizzo