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In the interest of full disclosure an event I had been somewhat dreading has and has not occured.

When Patti, Ruth's friend from Texas visited and pretty much had me evicted from my home for a week she delighted in taking pictures of her and Ruth and one or two of me that I tolerated out of respect for the marriage benefits I was going to collect on when this amusing houseguest finally returned home.

Now Patti has been making videos on youtube under the name MessageofHope and they are rather sweet cloying things that I view to show support and get a brownie point from the Mrs. Patti's heart is in the right place and I'm sure the Lord is glorified by what are very amatuer but well meaning videos discussing her faith.

She posted one a few days ago I finally checked out tonight titled something along the lines of a Dream She had 3 Years Ago. Many many pictures of my erstwhile houseguest and a description of the rapture as seen in her dream.

At approximately 3 minutes and 27 seconds into it I'm suddenly looking at a picture of the long suffering one with someone who I guess is Amy from Indiana when they took off that night leaving me the world's worst tunafish dinner behind but Amy has definitely changed her hair-do.

So if you are curious Ruth is out there--the one sitting down with glasses on--and no you can't see the missing tooth. Fortunately Patti hasn't decided to show that shot of me and Ruth pretending to be oh so adorable together. I definitely like being off her radar but some comments I've received indicate a desire to put face with name so here's half the equation if you are so inclined to check it out.

NEXT: The Car, The Credit Card, The Battery and The Chair--almost what you think it is.