Living Breathing Contradiction...

i mean this to be of NO OFFENCE to anyone no matter what your religious veiws are...

there was an atheist man walking through the forest marvaling at all that he saw.
"what a lovely stream, what beautiful trees, how perfectly things were caused by a simple accident."

a bear growls in the forest, the man get nervous, another growl closer this time, he turns around in time to see a giant grizzly charging. the atheist takes off running he turns back to see the bear gaining at him, he pushes his legs to run faster...suddenly...he falls stumbling over a root, about to get up he notices the bear right above him one paw raised about to swiipe him.

"oh God" the atheist cried out.
time stoped, the birds were silent the wind stoped, everything was silent, time itself stopped as a bright light appeared.

"you have denied my existance, taught others to denie me, and now you think to call upon me to save you."

"I admit it would be a bit hipicritical to ask you to save me now and become a christian." the atheist replied. "but i will ask you to make the bear a christian"

god nodded in agreement

time started again, the bear lowered his paws the atheist breathed a sight of relif.
the bear put his hands together and prayed "dear god thank you for the food im about to receive."

i thought it was cute. hope it doesnt offend anyone, it was ment merly for cheer.