A Little Bit of Everything

An Ode To My Computer
If my computer loved me
I would hear the sound
of paper feeding through printer
and the gears going round and round
If my computer loved me
it would realize the hours I had toiled
but this stupid printer is determined
to make my work be foiled
If my computer loved me
It would know I had such little sleep
And how only two short hours
In closing did my poor eyes keep
If my computer loved me
my document it would print
the essay that has killed me
and from the devil was likely sent
But my computer has no love for me
And likewise me for it
I'll soon get out a hammer
and This stupid computer start to hit
Yes my computer doesn't love me
and my teacher will me mad
if in class today my excuse
is that my stupid computer was acting bad
So If my computer loved me
It would help me recieve an A
And so by earning favor

eternally in this heart to stay


*inspired by MY STUPID COMPUTER who is not printing an essay that I was up writing until 4 IN THE MORNING!*