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Living with Mother

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Keep this in mind, motherhubbard, as I get older.

Living With Mother

We dreamed of a time when the kids were grown
To laugh and play the day away
To do the dirty any time any place
Just when ever we wanted
We worked hard and saved and
Thought of the time
We’d have for just you and me
Then Mother came to visit and decided to stay
And took all our dreams away
No parties, no friends, no private time
No place for the other family
No dirty deeds to be done today
Who needs that stuff anyway
Don’t talk about movies or books or love
Not interested in any of those things
Let’s talk about something she’ll enjoy
The topic today is constipation