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The Troglobite's vision

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John says Bob is dead.

"Bob is dead"

Bob says John is a liar.

"You are a liar"

The troglobite had a vision. In this vision, Bob died, but John is not a troglobite, and as such, can not see the future, and was lying, just like Bob said. What Bob did not know was that Bob would die the next day, as the troglobite saw in his vision.

The next day, John says Bob is dead.

"Bob is dead"

Bob did not reply...


The troglobite still lives in a damp cave, somewhere on earth. His name?

Charles.

Updated 08-16-2009 at 04:52 PM by AimusSage

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  1. Nightshade's Avatar
    Ode to be read on the demise of Bob ( because Im sorry it was my fault)

    EDIT: Cant get it to work so Ive stuffed it in mine!
    http://www.online-literature.com/forums/blog.php?b=3128
    Updated 08-18-2009 at 08:52 AM by Nightshade
  2. Niamh's Avatar
    wait... is the troglobites name bob?
  3. AimusSage's Avatar
    No, it's charles. It says so near the end.
  4. Niamh's Avatar
    christ how did i NOT notice that! Need my glasses changed. I'ts now offical.
  5. AimusSage's Avatar
    Sounds to me it's the difference between what you want to see, and what is really there.
  6. Nightshade's Avatar
    I was wondering if this would fit now with all the changes.

    Ode to be read on the demise of Bob ( because Im sorry it was my fault)

    Dear Bob,
    You are dead,

    While my fault it is true
    I swear I never knew
    what he would do to you.

    All I said was
    Bobs a cliche!
    next thing I knew
    he whipped out the machete


    So now we lay your tale to rest
    In a matchbox in a post
    In this blog there is a toast:
    Noble Bob you were the best!