A Ramble through Smilie Land

when the heater doesnt work , your the only one in the building and youve forgotten all your warm clothes at home.

1) Get as many layers on as possible jeans, shorts sleeping clothes and all the coats.

2) NEVER EVER take socks and slippers off even if you hate wearing things on your feet.

3) block the drafts from the broken seals around the window with unwashed jeans, the curtains and tea towels.

4) this is the reason you have fingerless gloves... andif you only have one sit on one had a type single handedly.

5) This is when the teas made really comes into its own... just keep filling it up and drinking warm drinks.

6) If your really really desprate eat icecream if your inside is colder your outside wont feel it as much....I hope.

7) distract yourself with the lit net and course work

8) Have a duvet day....or in my case a thermal blanket day.

9) Its your own fault for getting skinny CHOCLATE is the answer!

10) Ignore it and it will go away.