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One of my neighbors is a Pimp apperantly.....

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Dark Muse
, 11-03-2012 at 01:44 AM (4371 Views)
As many of you know, I attempt to live in isolation as much as possible and have little interest in knowing much of anything about my neighbors. As long as nothing they are doing interferes with me, then I mind my own business and do not worry about who they are or what they are doing. But at times it is unavoidable that I come by more information then I need or want about them.

I was sitting on the front lawn today with two of my cats. I wanted to go out to see the kitten and see if he was in a playful mood and then one of my older cats came around of whom my kitten decided to terrorize.

And then one of the people who live across the street (not directly across from my house, but right next to the house across from mine) pulled up and was getting out of his car when he started talking to the people next door to me because they all know each other and he said, and I quote "One of my b****s isn't coming through for me. She doesn't make enough money" and then he said "It isn't that hard to make a $1000 a week"

At first I am just sitting there in transfixed fascination and wondering if I really just heard what I thought I heard, and a part of me is really hoping that it is some sort of joke between the two of them. Maybe he just thinks he is being funny.

But I really don't think it was.
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  1. tkgbtg690's Avatar
    interesting and trans fixating.. in difficult times we are left with hazardous choices.
  2. tonywalt's Avatar
    Well anyone who makes that statement has to be a pimp-logically.
  3. Dark Muse's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by tonywalt
    Well anyone who makes that statement has to be a pimp-logically.
    Are you being sarcastic?

    I suppose he could be a dog breeder

    Or strip club owner, or maybe he makes porno movies.

    or maybe he is a kept man, and has mutliple sugar mamas.
  4. qimissung's Avatar
    Wow, that is way more options than I could have come up with, lol!

    I would not only be transfixed, I would be helplessly curious. And, I hate to say it, repelled. What a jerk.
  5. Dark Muse's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by qimissung
    Wow, that is way more options than I could have come up with, lol!

    I would not only be transfixed, I would be helplessly curious. And, I hate to say it, repelled. What a jerk.
    I just thought of a couple more

    A manager at a Hooters or a music producer with a lot of female singers on his label.

    Yes, I had the same reaction a part of me was quite intrigued and wanted to hear more, and hoping he would say more on the subject and another part of me was like, should I do something about this? Call in an anonymous tip?
  6. Virgil's Avatar
    Well, there could be other possibilities. Maybe he was talking about his high prized female show dogs. Or maybe he owns a fleet of limousines. Maybe he owns lottery machines. Maybe he leases tractors for construction jobs. Maybe he's talking about female black jack dealers at his casino.

    What does this man look like? Don't tell me like this:
    http://beforebigs.com/wp-content/upl...06/pimp-c.jpeg
  7. Dark Muse's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Virgil
    Well, there could be other possibilities. Maybe he was talking about his high prized female show dogs. Or maybe he owns a fleet of limousines. Maybe he owns lottery machines. Maybe he leases tractors for construction jobs. Maybe he's talking about female black jack dealers at his casino.

    What does this man look like? Don't tell me like this:
    http://beforebigs.com/wp-content/upl...06/pimp-c.jpeg
    LOL you are right, he could be speaking about inanimate objects of which he affectionately referees to as his B****s.

    Or maybe he races gray hounds.

    LOL sadly no he does not dawn himself in the expected pimp regalia. He is a bald skinny white dude with tattoos and dresses like a wannabe gang banger.
  8. qimissung's Avatar
    I really, really hate to say it, but the only thing that threw me from your description was the fact that he is white. Note to self-do something about those annoying stereotypes in your head, d***it!