day in a life

Here on the ice we don't celebrate Valentines day, except a few idiots who think they can borrow holidays from other nations without any cultural references to our little island in the middle of the sea. Anyway, I am not a valentines day type and my ex hated that cause he loves celebrating things and going out and stuff like that. To the point now, I am gonna share with you a few wanderings from my son about who is compatible with his mother.

My mom was visiting the other day and was complaining about her bad English, I said (as a joke) that I should just find myself a English bloke cause then she would have to learn, my boy would learn and I'd have to speak the language, cause I really don't like doing that. Now my son suggested Michael Jackson could be my boyfriend, I said 'no he's dead remember' what about Justin Bieber? he said, I said 'no he's just 18 I think.' then the boy said what about Morrissey? I said 'no he's 50.' I am so picky! to top it all my mom said 'what do you think your mom can get any celebrity she wants? Hell yea I can!!

I asked him if Sisko couldn't be my boyfriend, he looked at me and said 'mom he is your baby!' like I was crazy for thinking it.

Now who needs a man when you have so much fun with your kid?!