Shall We Also Riot!
by , 08-12-2011 at 08:56 PM (2262 Views)
While perusing the headlines today I came across this in The Atlantic monthly magazine.
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/globa...touched/41142/It's a Pattern: London Rioters Are Leaving Bookstores Untouched
While the rioters in England this week have looted shops selling shoes, clothes, computers, and plasma televisions, they've curiously bypassed one particular piece of merchandise: books. The Economist observes that while rioters have a centuries-old history of book burning, "books are losing out to high-end jeans and Apple-made gadgets" in London, with the Waterstone's bookstore chain emerging unscathed and the WH Smith chain reporting only one incident (some stores closed as a precaution). In explaining that the store would probably stay open during the unrest, one Waterstone's employee even felt comfortable enough to issue a dare to the rioters: "If they steal some books, they might actually learn something."
Surprised? Duh!Let's see, I would guess the average education level of the average looter is probably around fifth grade (ten years old), despite physically being adults. However, people at the Huffington post apparently are really trying to think this through. The article goes on:
Confronted with all this evidence, The Huffington Post poses a couple vexing questions: "Did the bookstores survive because the rioters respect reading--or because they simply don't care about books? Is this a positive or a negative sign for the future of the industry?"Are you kidding me? I guess the intelligentsia has a different perception of these misinterpreted young men and ladies, or as we used to be called in Brooklyn, yutes:
Earth to Mr. French, I doubt they have Kindles, unless they stole them and are looking for a quick buck on the resell.Most people seem to be embracing the theory that the rioters simply didn't want books, particularly in the digital age. "The only shop NOT looted down the road from where I live was Waterstones," British author Patrick French tweeted. "I guess the rioters have Kindles--bought or looted."
Somehow intellectuals just don't get street ruffians. Street ruffians don't read. Street ruffians feel entitled, feel they are owed, look for a quick score. As soon as they can get out of school, they do so. Their basics of schooling are not reading, writing, and arithmetic. It's money, booze, and sex - in that order. The only reading they do is probably porno magazines.
So after getting a really good laugh from reading that, it suddenly dawned on me that there's a niche here for intellectual looting. How about we at Lit Net go on a rampage, march down main street, find the slickest expensive bookstores, the quaintest little book boutique, and even the big city library, and loot, loot, loot!!! Let's get what we deserve! I need a new compendium of Shakespeare's works, my wife needs some new detective novels, Matthew needs some more kid's books. I feel deprived.
Let's get Scher to lead us on. JBI is looking for some new Chinese novels. St Luke's needs new tomes on modernist paintings. Rich can use some more comic books for his collection. Qimisung is looking for a new poet to read. Janine needs another DH Lawrence novel. Poor Andava needs some more school books for next semester, and Fifth Element is in some dire need of more Japanese novels.![]()
Come on Scher, you be the ring leader.
Let's go! Let's get our pitchforks out and storm those greedy booksellers, hording all that knowledge from the rest of us.
And then let's party!![]()



Let's see, I would guess the average education level of the average looter is probably around fifth grade (ten years old), despite physically being adults. However, people at the Huffington post apparently are really trying to think this through. The article goes on:
Are you kidding me? I guess the intelligentsia has a different perception of these misinterpreted young men and ladies, or as we used to be called in Brooklyn, yutes:



