Ouch
by , 01-11-2011 at 08:01 AM (1526 Views)
Those who read my previous entry may have noticed that I said nothing about how it was one of my goals to fall, spectacularly it has to be said, off my bike and fracture my elbow.
Ouch.
It's interesting how I've suddenly come to appreciate all the things that two arms are handy for. I've started making a list. It looks like this:
Typing
Doing up zips
Putting clothes on of any description. Especially socks.
Brushing hair
Opening car doors
Making a cup of tea
Gaining access to painkillers (who designs these things?)
Opening a packet of crisps
Having a shower
Cutting food
Opening a can of soup
Buttering bread
Opening a thermos flask
Opening a plastic lunch box
(yes, I may be living on fish fingers for the next few weeks)
Carrying a coat and a bag at the same time.
That's it so far. I've also noticed how nice people are when you're in need of a little assistance - numerous random strangers have helped me with my coat and little things like that - and also how lovely people are, generally, who work for the NHS. Everyone was so kind, sympathetic and considerate. They even gave me a copy of my X-ray to take home to show the kids.
Not all bad after all.
Well, in the words of the Borg: "We will adapt".
*****News update*****
It's not fractured after all. Or it may be a little bit, but we're going to work on the basis it's not. I have my arm back. It's such a relief!



