Bathroom Decorum
by , 09-29-2010 at 09:28 PM (3390 Views)
I have this notion that if you go to the bathroom one should wash their hands afterward. I always do, and I make sure I use soap and water. I get a little skeeved (definition: slang, “to make one feel grossed out” – it was a very common word growing up in Brooklyn…lol) when in a public bathroom and a person doesn’t wash his hands afterwards. Heck, I may have to shake that person’s hands at some point in the day or handle something he’s handled. When I see one walk out of the bathroom without washing, an inner antenna goes up and I look at the person askance. Of course these are all men, never having gone into a woman’s bathroom, but I imagine women may have the same decorum lapses.
I guess I’ve seen all the permutations of post relief bathroom decorum. Until today I had thought there were three possible actions that a person could take. (1) Just walk right out after completing one’s business. That’s the totally gross possibility.(2) Run one’s hands under running water without soap, and guess that’s ok for most events. Quick aside: When in college and I worked in a supermarket part time I had a boss who put forth the argument (and he did this while we were standing at a urinal peeing) that if one showered every day, there should be no reason to wash one’s hands after urinating because one’s penis should be clean. Of course he used a more vulgar word than penis, as you can imagine.
Still he ran his hands under water afterward for the heck of it. And (3) the last possibility is washing with soap and water as I do, and I do it just to kill all the germs you can pick up outside the bathroom as well, and this presents the perfect opportunity to wash one’s hands. Maybe I’m becoming a germ freak in my old age. Who knows?
I say that those were the three possible permutations until today. Today I came across a fourth possibility, one I had never imagined. Here I was at work just before lunchtime and I was standing at a urinal and a coworker was at one over in the row. We were talking about how beautiful a day it was, and given the two of us try to go out for walks (independently) at lunchtime on good days, mentioned how it was perfect to get out there for a good walk.
Well, he finished peeing before me and zippered up, and, while I was still at the urinal, I noticed he walked right passed the lavatory sinks, straight to the paper towel dispenser, pulled out some paper towels, wiped his hands, and walked out the bathroom. He wiped his hands before he even washed them. What the heck was that about?Did he get piss on his hands and just wipe it off with a paper towel? Did he think that was enough?
Yuck. I am never going to shake his hand or go near his desk.
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(2) Run one’s hands under running water without soap, and guess that’s ok for most events. Quick aside: When in college and I worked in a supermarket part time I had a boss who put forth the argument (and he did this while we were standing at a urinal peeing) that if one showered every day, there should be no reason to wash one’s hands after urinating because one’s penis should be clean. Of course he used a more vulgar word than penis, as you can imagine.
Still he ran his hands under water afterward for the heck of it. And (3) the last possibility is washing with soap and water as I do, and I do it just to kill all the germs you can pick up outside the bathroom as well, and this presents the perfect opportunity to wash one’s hands. Maybe I’m becoming a germ freak in my old age. Who knows?
Did he get piss on his hands and just wipe it off with a paper towel? Did he think that was enough?
Yuck. I am never going to shake his hand or go near his desk.
