Living Breathing Contradiction...

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Random Questions About Yourself..


100 questions.
Do you have any alcohol in the house?
I live on a college campus what do you think...yes

Who is your last text message from?
Maxi <3

Do you drink 1 litre of water a day?
umm sure if that counts as the water in coffee, tea and soda

Thinking of someone you hate, whos the first person to come to mind?
no one,

Do you have long fingers?
yes

Are you double jointed?
yes

Do you laugh when someone is funny?
mhm

Can you stand on one leg for very long?
for over an hour

Did you learn anything today?
that professors are pricks

Are you good at maths?
nope

What subject do you excel in?
english

How much money do you have in your bank?
umm like .05 cents ?

Would you meet someone on the internet?
I meet lots of people online

Do you have salt on lots of things?
yes

Do you drink lots of soda?
not as much as coffee or tea but more than i should

Did you make any new years resolutions this year?
yes

Have you followed through?
hahahahahaha. nooo

Do you often wonder what people are thinking?
yes, but than with the way society is today im terrified to know becuase they are probably thinking of nothing...

Have you ever seen a turtle?
yes

How often do you go to the beach?
um its been years

How many siblings do you have?
5 now

Where was the last place you went that was overseas?
paris

Would you eat a live spider for 0?
no

Whats the most you've spent in one store?
um 3000 or so when i bought all my laptop stuff

Do you go shopping at least once a week?
yes...shoessss

Do you take your mobile phone everywhere?
yes

Can you count to ten in a different language?
yes

Do you often sing in the shower?
no

Can you do more than one thing with your tongue?
haha yeah

Can you go cross eyed?
no. contacts prevent it

Do you get along with your family?
if they would tolerate me i would

Have you ever thrown a drink in someones face?
...yes...

Whos the last person to tell you that they like you?
colton

Do you have good hearing?
yes

Have you ever hurt an animal on purpose?
no

Do you feel sick at the sight of blood?
yes

Whens the last time you had stitches?
last week

How many books do you read a month?
a lot

Last person you checked out?
max <3

Last thing you yelled about?
the professor

Who is your last IM from?
max <3

What time did you go to bed last night?
i didnt

Do you often set your alarm clock?
i dont

Can you read?
nope...

Do you get drunk almost every weekend?
nah

Do you collect anything?
yes

Do you like bendy straws or normal straws?
bendy

Are you random?
shiny?

Do you like to talk about your feelings?
what feelings

Can you run fast?
distance

When you get too tired do you get *****y or hyper?
hyper

Has anyone of the opposite sex ever said you were beautiful/handsome?
they lied

Are you a druggie?
no

Have you ever been kicked out of a classroom?
yes...today

Do your parents often ask you for help with their phones or computer?
yes

When you dont understand a word do you look up its meaning?
yes

Do you try and expand your vocabulary?
yes

Do you know what you IQ is?
no

Do you know who is president?
unfortunatly

Last myspace page you visited?
no one

Do you go on myspace daily?
no

Do you know anyone who is engaged?
yes

How old do you think you will be when you get married?
25

What is the longest word you know?
supercalafragalisticexpiealadochies... thank you mary poppins

Out of all the people you know who has the strangest name?
Running Duck

Do you walk up to randoms and start a conversation with them?
yes

Whens the last time you showered?
tonight

Do you wear perfume?
seldom

When was your last hangover?
this morning...ugh

Do you know how to use a washing machine?
yes

Are you a good cook?
yes

Whats the best invention since sliced bread?
my cell phone

How awesome is youtube?
eh ok

Whats the last thing to annoy you?
EVERYTHING...pissy much.

Whats a useless fact you know?
female black widows eat the males after they mate

Do you own more than ten books?
yes

Whats to your right?
a wall

Do you eat jelly?
no

What color shirt are you wearing?
...

How many dvds do you own?
a lot

Can you do ballet?
yes

Is Claude Monet a author or artist?
both

What time is it?
12:48

What time is it now?
same

Have you ever ridden a horse?
yes

Do you believe in god?
yes

Have you read the bible?
not as often as i should

Whats the weirdest pet you've had?
white tiger

Are you good at lying?
no

When you dont get your way do you make people feel guilty?
i dont try to

Do you like reading Sci-fi or Romantic?
both

Do you do the grocery shopping?
nooo


How many high heels do you own?
umm you go count...

Are you good at looking but not buying?
nope

Whats the last cd you bought?
idk

Do you drink coffee daily?
oh yes

Have you burp the alphabet?
no

Are you wearing socks?
yes

Where are your parnets?
who knows


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