My no good, terrible, very bad day
by , 04-02-2010 at 12:22 AM (2916 Views)
Yesterday I was on my way someplace when my car died.
Fortunately it died just as I was approaching a Home Depot, so I was able to quickly pull into their parking lot with the last little bit of momentum that the car had.
It was then I discovered that I had left my cell phone at home. Curses! So I walked into the store and they very kindly let me use their phone to call, yes, you guessed it, AAA. They were very nice and sent a tow truck directly out. It arrived about 50 minutes later, which gave me enough time to walk over to the ubiquitous McDonald's and grab a coffee and something to eat.
The tow truck guy thought my car was working at first, and I was afraid I was going to have to experience a "D'oh!" moment, which would have been fine, because I could have then driven on my merry way. But it was not to be. When I got in the car, it was no longer on, and when I turned it on, it immediately died. So he towed me a few miles away to a car place I had used once or twice, and that he swore by. "I don't let anybody touch my cars except JP," he said.
Good to know.
I got there around 10:30 a.m., and around 12:30 they came out and told me that they had good new and bad news. The bad news was that the computer part of my car was no longer working. The good part was that it was still under warranty. O frabjious day! "Be careful," JP said. They may try to get out of it." Big surprise there.
So I called the Toyota place and they sent over a tow truck and we headed out again.The tow truck driver looked over at me. "This is my first day on the job," he said. "Really?" I asked. "What did you do before this?" "Oh I tended bar and did some other things," he replied. He looked at me out of the corner of his eye. "Do you believe me?" he asked. "Why wouldn't I?" He laughed. "No, I'm just kidding you. I've been doing this for over twenty years."
Turns out he has fish. Three giant fish tanks with tropical fish and he's going to Oklahoma to get a giant saltwater fish tank. He wants to acquire some salt water fish.
He dropped me off at Toyota and I made my acquaintance with their waiting room. It was larger than the other one I'd spent the morning in, but it didn't have any magazines. Drat. I'd whiled away the morning with several year-old People magazines. The picture of little Suri Cruise in tiny heels was a high point. This place had one Self magazine and a TV that was showing parts of different shows. It was like opening a large shiny refrigerator only to find one limp celery and a carrot. One show was "Big Bang Theory" so that was OK. It was the episode where one of them is trying to impress the blond girl with his expertise in football and another mentions his selective mutism. So I had a good laugh and that made the day infinitely better. I was getting thoroughly sick of those small uncomfortable chairs, by that point, and I ached all over form doing nothing.
So, I had gotten to the Toyota place around 2 p.m. They came in to see me around 4 p.m. They'd figured out it was the computer and they told me it was under warranty. So I wasn't going to have to pay the $600 to $900 dollars that that would have cost. I did a celebratory dance inside my head while the other shoe dropped. "But while we were under there," the man said, "we found something else." "Of course you did," I thought sourly. "Come with me," the Toyota guy said briskly, so I did.
He and another guy (they shall remain anonymous, mainly because I didn't bother to get their names) showed me...something...apparently my brakes were leaking, and they wouldn't feel safe letting me drive off the lot.What choice did I have? The taller guy was nice enough to call around and get some cheaper parts, cutting the price from $600 to $400.
And when they finished at 5:30 they got another guy to drive me to the nearest branch of my bank to withdraw some money from my savings so I could pay their exorbitant rates. I had some money in my regular bank account. Just not quite enough. This driver was a nice young guy. He and his family had moved here from New York City after 9/11. His mother had thought they would move back, but they never did.
So now the money I had set aside to pay my homeowner's insurance is gone, and what money I have left I was trying to save for my son's birthday, but I was able to drive off the lot with my car. Hallelujah!
Actually, it's not so dire. I haven't done my taxes yet (that's on the calendar for
next week) and I should get something back from that.
So I won't be able to spend money on all those little things that I don't really need, the coffee, the candy bar.
I'm alive, I have a car, and the people I most love are safe. Life is good.
Even if it is supposed to rain like crazy tomorrow. At least I won't have to walk.
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