Biggus
06-26-2019, 09:00 AM
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 424
Oranges and Lemons
Say the bells of St. Clement's?
No they really don’t
You are delusional
ROSES ARE GREY
Roses are grey,
Violets are bleak
I found out I was
Colorblind last week
TELETUBBIES NEWS # 2
Breaking news, a Theme Park
For the Teletubbies is planned
But it only features one of them
It’s going to be called Po Land
ALTHOUGH MY WIFE AND I ARE AGING
Although my wife and I are aging
We still enjoy ourselves in bed
It’s not a hot and sweaty pleasure
Because now we read instead
ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE
If it really is true what they say
That all the world is a stage,
And all the men and women
Are merely players on that stage?
Where do all the audiences come from?
To hear the words from the page
MIDDLE AGED HOLIDAY
I knew I had reached Middle age
We I went on holiday to Valetta
And among summer clothes
In my suitcase was a sweater
SOMETIMES MARKETING
Sometimes marketing
Really confuses me
For example “a free gift”
Aren't all gifts free?
I WAS SUSPICIOUS WHEN HE SPOKE
I was suspicious when he spoke
As he sounded like a con man
Because if Teflon is really non stick
How does it stick to the pan?
EUREKA, I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT
Eureka, I’ve seen the light
Why didn’t I see it before
And all I had to do was
To open the fridge door
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
The English language
Can be quite absurd
i.e. why is abbreviation
Such a long word?
I HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT
I had a terrible nightmare last night
Which really wasn’t very nice
Which left me thinking, what happens
If you get scared half to death twice?
A THOUSAND MILE JOURNEY # 1
A journey of a thousand miles
Begins with a single step apparently
Well that’s the philosophical view
It begins with a broken fan belt in reality
Oranges and Lemons
Say the bells of St. Clement's?
No they really don’t
You are delusional
ROSES ARE GREY
Roses are grey,
Violets are bleak
I found out I was
Colorblind last week
TELETUBBIES NEWS # 2
Breaking news, a Theme Park
For the Teletubbies is planned
But it only features one of them
It’s going to be called Po Land
ALTHOUGH MY WIFE AND I ARE AGING
Although my wife and I are aging
We still enjoy ourselves in bed
It’s not a hot and sweaty pleasure
Because now we read instead
ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE
If it really is true what they say
That all the world is a stage,
And all the men and women
Are merely players on that stage?
Where do all the audiences come from?
To hear the words from the page
MIDDLE AGED HOLIDAY
I knew I had reached Middle age
We I went on holiday to Valetta
And among summer clothes
In my suitcase was a sweater
SOMETIMES MARKETING
Sometimes marketing
Really confuses me
For example “a free gift”
Aren't all gifts free?
I WAS SUSPICIOUS WHEN HE SPOKE
I was suspicious when he spoke
As he sounded like a con man
Because if Teflon is really non stick
How does it stick to the pan?
EUREKA, I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT
Eureka, I’ve seen the light
Why didn’t I see it before
And all I had to do was
To open the fridge door
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
The English language
Can be quite absurd
i.e. why is abbreviation
Such a long word?
I HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT
I had a terrible nightmare last night
Which really wasn’t very nice
Which left me thinking, what happens
If you get scared half to death twice?
A THOUSAND MILE JOURNEY # 1
A journey of a thousand miles
Begins with a single step apparently
Well that’s the philosophical view
It begins with a broken fan belt in reality