Biggus
03-19-2019, 04:51 AM
WHEN THE HEADLESS CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
When the headless chicken crossed the road
There was no wing under which to tuck it
Because sadly the chicken crossed the road
In a mega sized, southern fried, family bucket
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 414
Doctor Foster
Went to Gloucester
But he blamed
His cars sat nav
THE FIRST TIME I MET MY WIFE
The first time I met my wife,
I didn’t know if it was love
But I knew she was a keeper
As she wore massive gloves
GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR
Roman Politian Gaius Julius Caesar
The notorious Roman Geezer
Who was full of vinegar and starch
Met his end on the Ides of March
LENT ABSTINENCE
This time of year is significant
For what Lent represents
But I didn’t know what to forsake
So I’ve given up abstinence
AT THE ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY
At the St Patrick’s Day party
A guy was playing the Ukulele
But he didn’t know when to stop
Until he was hit with a Shillelagh
MY GRANDPARENTS HAVE LOADS OF SAYINGS
My grandparents have loads of sayings
“There’s no place like home” being one
But I’ve decided that they’re hypocrites
As they won’t let us put them in one
I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED
I have been happily married
For five years to my wife Terri
Unfortunately we’ve just celebrated
Our golden anniversary
I WORK FOR A COMPANY
I work for a company
Supposedly exploring
But if truth be told
It has me snoring
I drill all day for water
And it’s well boring
I BORROWED TO PAY AN EXORCIST
I borrowed to pay an exorcist
Is my shameful confession
But if I don't repay the loan
I’m worried about repossession
DAREDEVILISH # 1
To do something daring
That is my wish
Like eating cup-a-soup
From a dish
I HATE THE OVER USE OF BREXIT
I hate the over use of Brexit
The word really makes me see red
Why not call it something like
The Great British Break Off instead
When the headless chicken crossed the road
There was no wing under which to tuck it
Because sadly the chicken crossed the road
In a mega sized, southern fried, family bucket
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 414
Doctor Foster
Went to Gloucester
But he blamed
His cars sat nav
THE FIRST TIME I MET MY WIFE
The first time I met my wife,
I didn’t know if it was love
But I knew she was a keeper
As she wore massive gloves
GAIUS JULIUS CAESAR
Roman Politian Gaius Julius Caesar
The notorious Roman Geezer
Who was full of vinegar and starch
Met his end on the Ides of March
LENT ABSTINENCE
This time of year is significant
For what Lent represents
But I didn’t know what to forsake
So I’ve given up abstinence
AT THE ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY
At the St Patrick’s Day party
A guy was playing the Ukulele
But he didn’t know when to stop
Until he was hit with a Shillelagh
MY GRANDPARENTS HAVE LOADS OF SAYINGS
My grandparents have loads of sayings
“There’s no place like home” being one
But I’ve decided that they’re hypocrites
As they won’t let us put them in one
I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED
I have been happily married
For five years to my wife Terri
Unfortunately we’ve just celebrated
Our golden anniversary
I WORK FOR A COMPANY
I work for a company
Supposedly exploring
But if truth be told
It has me snoring
I drill all day for water
And it’s well boring
I BORROWED TO PAY AN EXORCIST
I borrowed to pay an exorcist
Is my shameful confession
But if I don't repay the loan
I’m worried about repossession
DAREDEVILISH # 1
To do something daring
That is my wish
Like eating cup-a-soup
From a dish
I HATE THE OVER USE OF BREXIT
I hate the over use of Brexit
The word really makes me see red
Why not call it something like
The Great British Break Off instead