Chip knife.

[Jerrybaldy]

Ready to die
Ready to die
Ready to die
Wait
Not quite ready
Different shirt
Ready to die now
Ready to die
Ready to die
A cup of tea first
No
Ready
The knife I used to cut potato chips
Ready
Wrist
Ready
Vertical
Not horizontal
Ready set go
Gone and done it now
Gushing
I was imagining more oozing
F*cking gushing
Carpet ruined
Clothes

Too late
I made a mess
There’s worse things
I could have done.
There are worse things
I could have done.

[angliholic]

Thanks for the hilarious piece first thing in the morning, which made my day.