Biggus
08-09-2018, 08:54 AM
A farmer went straight to the bar
And ordered a glass of champagne
The woman sitting next to him said,
That she had already done the same
“What a coincidence” the farmer said
As they clinked glasses
He told her it was a very special day
And that he was celebrating
She said it was special for her too
And she was also celebrating
“What a coincidence” the farmer said
As they clinked glasses
He asked what she was celebrating
She said after many years of marriage
And trying for a family with her husband
She would soon need a baby carriage
“What a coincidence” the farmer said
As they clinked glasses
He told her he was a chicken farmer
And his hens had been infertile all year
But that day they were all laying again
And that was why he was in good cheer
She said that it was indeed great news
But asked what changes he had applied
In order for them to become fertile again
“I simply used a different cock” he replied
The woman smiled, clinked his glass
And said “what a coincidence”
And ordered a glass of champagne
The woman sitting next to him said,
That she had already done the same
“What a coincidence” the farmer said
As they clinked glasses
He told her it was a very special day
And that he was celebrating
She said it was special for her too
And she was also celebrating
“What a coincidence” the farmer said
As they clinked glasses
He asked what she was celebrating
She said after many years of marriage
And trying for a family with her husband
She would soon need a baby carriage
“What a coincidence” the farmer said
As they clinked glasses
He told her he was a chicken farmer
And his hens had been infertile all year
But that day they were all laying again
And that was why he was in good cheer
She said that it was indeed great news
But asked what changes he had applied
In order for them to become fertile again
“I simply used a different cock” he replied
The woman smiled, clinked his glass
And said “what a coincidence”