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Biggus
07-10-2018, 04:15 AM
PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 2

The old saying goes that “A volunteer
Is worth Ten pressed men”
Well volunteers are all well and good
But a pressed man are really good
At getting through narrow gaps

THE FELINE ESTABLISHMENT

An important element of
The Feline establishment
Is the Cat Constabulary
Known as Claw enforcement

MY BROTHER IS A PESSIMIST # 2

My brother is a pessimist
With all his nay-saying
And a glass half full guy
With his catastrophising

ROSES ARE FLOWERS

Roses are flowers
Violets are flowers
You’re allergic to flowers
Ooops my bad

WHAT DOES A TIME TRAVELLER DO

What does a time traveller do
When hunger beckons
It’s a simple enough solution
He goes back four seconds

IN SEARCH OF THE PERFECT SOMEONE

I was looking for someone
To make my heart race
And my skin tingle
I searched high and low
Until I finally found her
At a Singles Mingle

ARE YOU WEARING A GARTER BELT?

Are you wearing a garter belt?
That would make my resistance melt
You’ll be a sight to enhance and bolster
Wearing a dirty gunslingers holster

FRIEND’S FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 3

Friend’s first, then soul mates
Then we spoke of matrimony
Now our souls are intertwined
Since we joined in holy monotony

UP ON THE DANCE FLOOR

Up on the dance floor
I have two left feet
And cannot impress
The girls that I meet
As I gyrate like my shorts
Are full of live ants
But I do much better at
The dance with no pants

A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (9)

Dad said “I’m going to Thailand
To an island called Phuket”
I replied to him "That will be nice,
But you don’t say it like that”

YesNo
07-10-2018, 10:23 PM
I like catastrophising if I could only spell it. Good one about those roses.

Biggus
07-11-2018, 06:49 AM
Thanks YN
I think catastrophising is easier to spell than it would be to pronounce after a drink or two

kiz_paws
07-11-2018, 10:12 AM
Ha Ha, 'claw enforcement'... :lol:
Also loved the Time Traveller one.
Thanks for the chuckle!

Biggus
07-12-2018, 04:27 AM
Thanks Kiz, glad you liked them