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Jerrybaldy
07-02-2018, 05:35 PM
My uncle is a serial killer
But my aunty is alright
My toe nails are quite cloudy
But my daughter’s very bright
The garden’s full of weeds
But my arms are strong
My memory’s very short
But my love is very long
I’ve never broken a nose
But there are some I’d like to break
I’d rather kill for real
Than to save another fake,
I’d like to risk my life
For some accepted cause
Have a certain look
And a massive pair of balls,
I’d like to murder terrorists
Before they reach the scene
Whilst innocent of action
But strapped with bombs and lean,
As you don’t eat
When you’re gonna kill folk
You suck on albumen
And bloody up the yolk.
My uncle is a serial killer
But my cousin’s doing well
I think his dad has cut him
But he swears that he just fell.

kiz_paws
07-04-2018, 01:01 PM
Interesting poem, loved the meter. All in all I enjoyed. :)