MystyrMystyry
06-02-2018, 07:22 PM
The Creature from Querpdermis Querbaffle
Walks with a lilt and slight shuffle
It came to Earth one stormy night
A swoop and crash led to its plight
But from the firey remains it emerges
With the hunger and thirst its body urges
In its nostrils the smell of lamb flambe
And to the restaurant it makes its way
Inside it winds to a distant table
And sort of sits as best it's able
For a while on the waiter it impatiently waited
Whence it suddenly lunged and the waiter it ated
Did I mention the Creature has no manners?
Into polite societal works it throws its spanners
Even amongst its own it is considered rude
But worse now it has tasted people food
It jumps at the waitress and gnaws at her legs
It leaps at the customers and bites off their heads
The arms of the headchef and guts of an intern
The Maître d' it ravenously devours all parts in turn
And once its fiendish meal is gone
It craves more, raw, medium, or well done,
Burnt to a crisp it makes no matter
Nor covered in sweet rich pastry batter
As long as it could eat it it was fine
And so out on the street it continues to dine
It chomps on them young, it chomps on them old
It munches the meek, it munches the bold
Wherever it went it caused the kerfuffle
The Creature from Querpdermis Querbaffle
It can move fast and far though its leg is broke
But a sudden appearance of a spaced out bloke
He is clothed in sparkly out of space suit
And armed with a weapon that looks like a hoot
A Disintegrator Ray Gun, but he needs a clear shot
And his helmet seems to be making him hot
The Creature had opened its gob double wide
To facilitate getting the Spaceman inside
But just at it lurches our hero lets fire
In the nick of time as the situation was dire
Except he missed.
The Creature hissed.
But all was not lost as the Spaceman leaps
And once in its mouth his promise he keeps
Fires a shot down its throat and waits a second
The Creature now gone, in Deutsche he sprechened
'Holgar Von Handimann is sorry you're anguished
I have travelled far and I have vanquished
The Creature from Querpdermis Querbaffle'
And he walks away to buy a Lebanese falafel
Walks with a lilt and slight shuffle
It came to Earth one stormy night
A swoop and crash led to its plight
But from the firey remains it emerges
With the hunger and thirst its body urges
In its nostrils the smell of lamb flambe
And to the restaurant it makes its way
Inside it winds to a distant table
And sort of sits as best it's able
For a while on the waiter it impatiently waited
Whence it suddenly lunged and the waiter it ated
Did I mention the Creature has no manners?
Into polite societal works it throws its spanners
Even amongst its own it is considered rude
But worse now it has tasted people food
It jumps at the waitress and gnaws at her legs
It leaps at the customers and bites off their heads
The arms of the headchef and guts of an intern
The Maître d' it ravenously devours all parts in turn
And once its fiendish meal is gone
It craves more, raw, medium, or well done,
Burnt to a crisp it makes no matter
Nor covered in sweet rich pastry batter
As long as it could eat it it was fine
And so out on the street it continues to dine
It chomps on them young, it chomps on them old
It munches the meek, it munches the bold
Wherever it went it caused the kerfuffle
The Creature from Querpdermis Querbaffle
It can move fast and far though its leg is broke
But a sudden appearance of a spaced out bloke
He is clothed in sparkly out of space suit
And armed with a weapon that looks like a hoot
A Disintegrator Ray Gun, but he needs a clear shot
And his helmet seems to be making him hot
The Creature had opened its gob double wide
To facilitate getting the Spaceman inside
But just at it lurches our hero lets fire
In the nick of time as the situation was dire
Except he missed.
The Creature hissed.
But all was not lost as the Spaceman leaps
And once in its mouth his promise he keeps
Fires a shot down its throat and waits a second
The Creature now gone, in Deutsche he sprechened
'Holgar Von Handimann is sorry you're anguished
I have travelled far and I have vanquished
The Creature from Querpdermis Querbaffle'
And he walks away to buy a Lebanese falafel