Varnish and dogs.

[Jerrybaldy]

People love their dogs and cats. Proper love like.
People talk to me with pierced eyebrows.
And sweat in the creases of their nose
The stench of last nights dinner surfing
A garlic half pipe
Hairy eared and moled. In pencil skirts
And painted eyebrows. Looking surprised.
Air kissing me.
Kissing my air.
Around my face
With painted lips
They kiss the air
Near to me
In my general area
They kiss me.
The dogs they kiss on the mouth
Straight from the arse but
They paint their nails
Glossy
Like you could eat them.
And put s hit
Upon my lips.

[M Kirkpatrick]

People love their dogs and cats. Proper love like.
People talk to me with pierced eyebrows.
And sweat in the creases of their nose
The stench of last nights dinner surfing
A garlic half pipe
Hairy eared and moled. In pencil skirts
And painted eyebrows. Looking surprised.
Alphabetical DVDs. Air kissing me.
Kissing my air.
Around my face
With painted lips
They kiss the air
Near to me
In my general area
They kiss me.
The dogs they kiss on the mouth
Straight from the arse but
They paint their nails
Glossy
Like you could eat them.
And put s hit
Upon my lips.

Enjoyed your humorous ditty jerrybaldy, hope there is more,
Warmest regards Michael.