Jerrybaldy
05-03-2018, 05:52 PM
People sporting Ray-bans
Shoot people through the head
Then YouTube the video
To prove they killed them dead,
Then they pray to god
Because they are devout
Then check the phone for ‘likes’
And the torture that’s about,
God is quite ecstatic
His dick is in his hand
Pumping to the music
Of Jihadi John’s new band,
Catholicism’s Finest
Wipe old stains from their smocks
And the Alter boys have nightmares
When they look down at their c ocks,
Heads are hacked from bodies
It’s the only way to die
It’s the 21st century, man
Your head’s not there to cry.
Lock up your children
Chain them to a screen
F uck your loved one well
Then sleep perchance to dream.
Snuggle in your duvet
Oblivious and fat
Tell her that you love her
With a big red heart on chat,
Forget the bloody bodies, the
butchered, the f ucked, the lost
The interest is zero
And until it’s you, no cost.
Shoot people through the head
Then YouTube the video
To prove they killed them dead,
Then they pray to god
Because they are devout
Then check the phone for ‘likes’
And the torture that’s about,
God is quite ecstatic
His dick is in his hand
Pumping to the music
Of Jihadi John’s new band,
Catholicism’s Finest
Wipe old stains from their smocks
And the Alter boys have nightmares
When they look down at their c ocks,
Heads are hacked from bodies
It’s the only way to die
It’s the 21st century, man
Your head’s not there to cry.
Lock up your children
Chain them to a screen
F uck your loved one well
Then sleep perchance to dream.
Snuggle in your duvet
Oblivious and fat
Tell her that you love her
With a big red heart on chat,
Forget the bloody bodies, the
butchered, the f ucked, the lost
The interest is zero
And until it’s you, no cost.