Biggus
11-30-2017, 04:59 AM
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 389
If all the world was apple pie,
Just like it was in my dream
Then the oceans would be full
Of delicious vanilla ice cream
ARE YOU WEARING CAPRI PANTS?
Are you wearing Capri Pants?
You’d look at home on a yacht
But I can say one thing for sure
Audrey Hepburn you are not
ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 8
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour, are not dead
They are in the Australian jungle
Doing “I’m a Celebrity” instead
ON BURNS NIGHT
On Burns Night
One thing you must do
Is to eat the Haggis
Before it eats you
PAUL REVERE
Obviously Paul Revere famously
Rode his horse from Boston
Because the horse was too heavy
For him to carry to Lexington
THERE WERE TWO FLAGS FLYING ON ADJACENT POLES
There were two flags flying on adjacent poles
In all weathers as wind and hail they braved
And in all the years the two flags silently flew
They never once spoke, they simply waved
ST PATRICKS DAY IS ONE OF THE FEW
St Patricks Day is one of the very few
Acceptable times to wear body glitter
When you have a reasonable expectation
Of not being mistaken for a stripper
OLD CLASSIC SONGSMITHS CROON
Old classic songsmiths croon
Their sweet romantic tune
Of the lovers sweet embrace
Beneath a silent silvery moon
THE EASTER EGG DIDN’T CROSS THE ROAD
The Easter Egg didn’t cross the road
And the reason for that I bet
Is quite simple and can only be
Because he wasn't a chicken yet
WHEN I FIRST SAW THE BLUE PLANET
When I first saw the Blue Planet
Being advertised on widely on TV
I have to confess that nature wasn’t
The first thought that came to me
If all the world was apple pie,
Just like it was in my dream
Then the oceans would be full
Of delicious vanilla ice cream
ARE YOU WEARING CAPRI PANTS?
Are you wearing Capri Pants?
You’d look at home on a yacht
But I can say one thing for sure
Audrey Hepburn you are not
ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 8
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour, are not dead
They are in the Australian jungle
Doing “I’m a Celebrity” instead
ON BURNS NIGHT
On Burns Night
One thing you must do
Is to eat the Haggis
Before it eats you
PAUL REVERE
Obviously Paul Revere famously
Rode his horse from Boston
Because the horse was too heavy
For him to carry to Lexington
THERE WERE TWO FLAGS FLYING ON ADJACENT POLES
There were two flags flying on adjacent poles
In all weathers as wind and hail they braved
And in all the years the two flags silently flew
They never once spoke, they simply waved
ST PATRICKS DAY IS ONE OF THE FEW
St Patricks Day is one of the very few
Acceptable times to wear body glitter
When you have a reasonable expectation
Of not being mistaken for a stripper
OLD CLASSIC SONGSMITHS CROON
Old classic songsmiths croon
Their sweet romantic tune
Of the lovers sweet embrace
Beneath a silent silvery moon
THE EASTER EGG DIDN’T CROSS THE ROAD
The Easter Egg didn’t cross the road
And the reason for that I bet
Is quite simple and can only be
Because he wasn't a chicken yet
WHEN I FIRST SAW THE BLUE PLANET
When I first saw the Blue Planet
Being advertised on widely on TV
I have to confess that nature wasn’t
The first thought that came to me