Biggus
10-06-2017, 03:55 AM
THERE ARE THREE THINGS FOR WHICH
There are three things for which
Witnesses are required for
Criminal acts, accidents and
Marriages, so need I say more?
I NEED TO START PAYING CLOSER ATTENTION
I need to start paying closer attention
To things, every detail of this and that
Because I found out today that my wife
And I, have different names for our cat
WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTHING I LOVE
Why is it that everything I love
Is either unhealthy, addictive
Or has taken out more than one
Restraining order against me
AS A BOY I ASKED GOD FOR A BIKE ONE DAY
As a boy I asked God for a bike one day,
But I knew God didn’t work that way
So I decided to steal a bike and then
I asked God for forgiveness instead
I'M REALLY GOOD AT DOING THINGS
I'm really good at doing things
Practical and skilful things,
Hands on artisan type things
Until I have people watching
I BOUGHT A VACUUM CLEANER SIX MONTHS AGO
I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago
And a top of the range model was a must
But I have to say it hasn’t earned its keep as yet
As so far all it's been doing is gathering dust
IMAGINE BEING FIVE MINUTES FROM THE END
Imagine being five minutes from the end
Of the longest movie ever made and then
It starts over because it forgot something
Well that's my wife’s way of story telling
MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT COMPROMISE
Marriage is all about compromise
For example my wife wanted a cat
I on the other hand did not want one
So we compromised and got a cat
THE END OF THE WORLD IS NOT A JOKE
The end of the world is not a joke
In fact it’s a source of great sorrow
But people still tell end of the world
Jokes like there is no tomorrow
WHAT MAKES PHILANDERERS CHASE WOMEN
What makes philanderers chase women
They have no intention of marrying?
Clearly the same urge that makes canines
Chase cars they have no intention of driving
There are three things for which
Witnesses are required for
Criminal acts, accidents and
Marriages, so need I say more?
I NEED TO START PAYING CLOSER ATTENTION
I need to start paying closer attention
To things, every detail of this and that
Because I found out today that my wife
And I, have different names for our cat
WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTHING I LOVE
Why is it that everything I love
Is either unhealthy, addictive
Or has taken out more than one
Restraining order against me
AS A BOY I ASKED GOD FOR A BIKE ONE DAY
As a boy I asked God for a bike one day,
But I knew God didn’t work that way
So I decided to steal a bike and then
I asked God for forgiveness instead
I'M REALLY GOOD AT DOING THINGS
I'm really good at doing things
Practical and skilful things,
Hands on artisan type things
Until I have people watching
I BOUGHT A VACUUM CLEANER SIX MONTHS AGO
I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago
And a top of the range model was a must
But I have to say it hasn’t earned its keep as yet
As so far all it's been doing is gathering dust
IMAGINE BEING FIVE MINUTES FROM THE END
Imagine being five minutes from the end
Of the longest movie ever made and then
It starts over because it forgot something
Well that's my wife’s way of story telling
MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT COMPROMISE
Marriage is all about compromise
For example my wife wanted a cat
I on the other hand did not want one
So we compromised and got a cat
THE END OF THE WORLD IS NOT A JOKE
The end of the world is not a joke
In fact it’s a source of great sorrow
But people still tell end of the world
Jokes like there is no tomorrow
WHAT MAKES PHILANDERERS CHASE WOMEN
What makes philanderers chase women
They have no intention of marrying?
Clearly the same urge that makes canines
Chase cars they have no intention of driving