Biggus
08-25-2017, 05:14 AM
WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 6
If you value your life avoid places
Famous for a murderous creature
Like a certain geographical location
Yes I’m talking about Transylvania
IF YOU ARE A LOVER OF PUNS
If you are a lover of puns
Then on shrove Tuesday
There is only one conclusion
And that that its pun-cake day
THE PERFECT FATHER’S DAY GIFT
On Father's Day, I want to give my Dad
The very best present that I can get
One that he wants more than anything
But I can't afford to move out yet
I TOOK MY DOG TO A BONFIRE PARTY
I took my dog to a bonfire party
And he stared at the fire blankly
I twigged as I watched the fiery licks
It was because he loved sticks
In fact sticks were one of his joys
So the fire was like a pile of his toys
ALTHOUGH IT HAS BECOME A FAMILY TRADITION
Although it has become a family tradition
Not everyone over eats on Thanksgiving
And of course I’m referring to the Turkeys
Because they were stuffed in the beginning
HOOCHIE COOCHIE
I really like to smooch
With my hoochie cooch
And the times I am in bliss
Is when we hug and kiss
Because I’m just a sucker
For my honey’s pucker
WHAT THE PAPERS SAY
They were reviewing the papers
On TV this morning
And A4 is still the most popular
So that’s quite boring
CHEESE DO
I went to a cheese function
For cheese from Brie to Blue
When the hot cheese appeared
It all became a really fun do
DAWN ROSE ON THE DESERT
Dawn rose on the desert
In the crisp morning air
But she didn’t have a clue
How she actually got there
RISKY BEHAVIOURS
She woke up on Sunday morning
And regretted her risky behaviours
Muttering as she looked at her partner
“I should have gone to Specsavers”
If you value your life avoid places
Famous for a murderous creature
Like a certain geographical location
Yes I’m talking about Transylvania
IF YOU ARE A LOVER OF PUNS
If you are a lover of puns
Then on shrove Tuesday
There is only one conclusion
And that that its pun-cake day
THE PERFECT FATHER’S DAY GIFT
On Father's Day, I want to give my Dad
The very best present that I can get
One that he wants more than anything
But I can't afford to move out yet
I TOOK MY DOG TO A BONFIRE PARTY
I took my dog to a bonfire party
And he stared at the fire blankly
I twigged as I watched the fiery licks
It was because he loved sticks
In fact sticks were one of his joys
So the fire was like a pile of his toys
ALTHOUGH IT HAS BECOME A FAMILY TRADITION
Although it has become a family tradition
Not everyone over eats on Thanksgiving
And of course I’m referring to the Turkeys
Because they were stuffed in the beginning
HOOCHIE COOCHIE
I really like to smooch
With my hoochie cooch
And the times I am in bliss
Is when we hug and kiss
Because I’m just a sucker
For my honey’s pucker
WHAT THE PAPERS SAY
They were reviewing the papers
On TV this morning
And A4 is still the most popular
So that’s quite boring
CHEESE DO
I went to a cheese function
For cheese from Brie to Blue
When the hot cheese appeared
It all became a really fun do
DAWN ROSE ON THE DESERT
Dawn rose on the desert
In the crisp morning air
But she didn’t have a clue
How she actually got there
RISKY BEHAVIOURS
She woke up on Sunday morning
And regretted her risky behaviours
Muttering as she looked at her partner
“I should have gone to Specsavers”