My e-lectronic cigarette

[JonathanManley]

tastes like the dance-floor smoke
of my younger days,
it's made a science-fiction-man out of me.
I’m free to puff away wherever I want -
driving in my car or sitting at my desk.
I'm without an addiction
or a terminal disease.
Well, lucky me.

[Jerrybaldy]

As a fellow steam sucker I understand. It's not quite the real thing but you may not die. Like you I suspect given bad news I'd be back on the real thing in the blink of an eye.