Biggus
05-02-2017, 03:41 AM
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 15
The true nature of fairy tales
Are for the devotee, a heartbreaker
Because the tales were sanitized
Such as the Elves and the Hoe maker
I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 14
I went into hospital for minor surgery
The staff did not fill me with a sense of security
As I was going under I heard the surgeon say
“I think this blade is sharp enough, don't worry. “
WHEN DID YOU LAST HAVE SEX
I asked “When did you last have sex?”
My uncle replied “1956”
“That long ago” I exclaimed “Wow”
And he said “it’s only 20.35 now
LAST YEAR I WENT ON HOLIDAY TO AUSTRALIA
Last year I went on holiday to Australia
And was asked by an immigration bore
“Do you have any criminal convictions?”
I said “I didn’t think I needed one anymore”
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP TIED UP
What do you call a sheep tied up
To a lamppost with a piece of string
Well it depends where you are
But some would see it as a sure thing
THE ITALIAN CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD
The Italian chicken crossed the road
Because he wouldn’t fight side by side
So that was the reason he crossed the road
In order to surrender to the other side
IS THERE ANYTHING WORN UNDER THE KILT?
Is there anything worn under the kilt?
An old lady asked Mr Lauder?
“No Madam there is not” he replied
“Everything is in perfect working order”
WHAT COULD THE POSSIBLE REASON BE
If a Britain was in the World Cup Final
What could the possible reason be
There is only one probable explanation
He would have to be the Referee
THE PRUSSIAN ARISTOCRACY
How do you think they got rid,
In days bygone,
Of the Prussian Aristocracy,
It was Von by Von
WHY DO THE FRENCH EAT SNAILS?
Why do the French eat snails?
It’s an odd habit, without being rude
The only explanation I can find
Is that the French don’t like fast food
The true nature of fairy tales
Are for the devotee, a heartbreaker
Because the tales were sanitized
Such as the Elves and the Hoe maker
I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 14
I went into hospital for minor surgery
The staff did not fill me with a sense of security
As I was going under I heard the surgeon say
“I think this blade is sharp enough, don't worry. “
WHEN DID YOU LAST HAVE SEX
I asked “When did you last have sex?”
My uncle replied “1956”
“That long ago” I exclaimed “Wow”
And he said “it’s only 20.35 now
LAST YEAR I WENT ON HOLIDAY TO AUSTRALIA
Last year I went on holiday to Australia
And was asked by an immigration bore
“Do you have any criminal convictions?”
I said “I didn’t think I needed one anymore”
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHEEP TIED UP
What do you call a sheep tied up
To a lamppost with a piece of string
Well it depends where you are
But some would see it as a sure thing
THE ITALIAN CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD
The Italian chicken crossed the road
Because he wouldn’t fight side by side
So that was the reason he crossed the road
In order to surrender to the other side
IS THERE ANYTHING WORN UNDER THE KILT?
Is there anything worn under the kilt?
An old lady asked Mr Lauder?
“No Madam there is not” he replied
“Everything is in perfect working order”
WHAT COULD THE POSSIBLE REASON BE
If a Britain was in the World Cup Final
What could the possible reason be
There is only one probable explanation
He would have to be the Referee
THE PRUSSIAN ARISTOCRACY
How do you think they got rid,
In days bygone,
Of the Prussian Aristocracy,
It was Von by Von
WHY DO THE FRENCH EAT SNAILS?
Why do the French eat snails?
It’s an odd habit, without being rude
The only explanation I can find
Is that the French don’t like fast food