Banana Ride

[Jerrybaldy]

I rode a banana for Fu Manchu
It caused one f uck of a hullabaloo,
Split it an mashed it
And ate it with cherries,
' Hey get your own one,
This one is Jerry's.'
I fingered the holes in the big Swiss cheese
With dextral ease
On my knees to please my latest Squeeze.
I rode out of town on my lovers back
On the dusty track
I nibbled the moles she had grown for a snack,
Wearing only a merkin
I had once met a Turk in
I randomly shot in the air with my gherkin.

[YesNo]

There's nothing like rhyme to take a poem to different level. I would have used "tease" rather than "please" in the line about the Squeeze, but it is good as it is.

[Jerrybaldy]

You're quite right Yesno. I thought of the first two lines this morning in the shower. I originally thought that Fu Manchu was a place so after googling, the opening lines were buggered and had to be changed. I shat the rest out in the following 30 mins. It's tripe but for the rhyme. Thanks for your insight and for bothering. Cheers. Jerry

[MystyrMystyry]

:banana: