Biggus
11-04-2016, 10:39 AM
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 4
He bragged about a conquest
Of a slender, older sylph
But of course no one believed
The boy who Cried MILF!
IT HAPPENS EVERY HALLOWEEN
It happens every Halloween when
Enthusiastic revellers frequent
Accident and Emergency, where
Clinicians call it trick or treatment
PROCRASTINATION IS THE THIEF OF TIME # 3
Procrastination is the thief of time
And our span of time is so fleet
But because I dithered I don’t know
How to get to Sesame Street
I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 1
I went into hospital for minor surgery
And the anesthetist was a bit of a clown
“Accept this sacrifice, O Lord of Darkness”
He said as I was lying there in my gown
I PLUG IN MY IPHONE CHARGER
I plug in my iPhone charger
To give the battery a boost
Just to top it up to maximum
With what I call Apple Juice
MY WIFE SAYS I CAN’T MULTITASK
My wife says I can’t multitask
But she is in error it seems to me
As I can waste time, be unproductive,
And procrastinate simultaneously
THE YOUNG CALLOW MAN DID TRULY PINE
The young callow man did truly pine
And hoped someone would introduce
Him to the rich lumberman's daughter
So he made sure he looked spruce
THE MOST OBEDIENT INANIMATE OBJECTS
The most obedient inanimate objects
Are Bells, if I may make so bold
And the reason for that is they make
A noise whenever they are tolled
MY GIRLFRIEND WORKS IN A CHINESE KITCHEN
My girlfriend works in a Chinese kitchen
And the sauces she must skilfully render
Which is quite ironic really when you hear
The way the chef pronounces Brenda
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 8
My son jokes about my age
Especially in front of his mates
He says that when I was at school
We had to write on slates
He bragged about a conquest
Of a slender, older sylph
But of course no one believed
The boy who Cried MILF!
IT HAPPENS EVERY HALLOWEEN
It happens every Halloween when
Enthusiastic revellers frequent
Accident and Emergency, where
Clinicians call it trick or treatment
PROCRASTINATION IS THE THIEF OF TIME # 3
Procrastination is the thief of time
And our span of time is so fleet
But because I dithered I don’t know
How to get to Sesame Street
I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 1
I went into hospital for minor surgery
And the anesthetist was a bit of a clown
“Accept this sacrifice, O Lord of Darkness”
He said as I was lying there in my gown
I PLUG IN MY IPHONE CHARGER
I plug in my iPhone charger
To give the battery a boost
Just to top it up to maximum
With what I call Apple Juice
MY WIFE SAYS I CAN’T MULTITASK
My wife says I can’t multitask
But she is in error it seems to me
As I can waste time, be unproductive,
And procrastinate simultaneously
THE YOUNG CALLOW MAN DID TRULY PINE
The young callow man did truly pine
And hoped someone would introduce
Him to the rich lumberman's daughter
So he made sure he looked spruce
THE MOST OBEDIENT INANIMATE OBJECTS
The most obedient inanimate objects
Are Bells, if I may make so bold
And the reason for that is they make
A noise whenever they are tolled
MY GIRLFRIEND WORKS IN A CHINESE KITCHEN
My girlfriend works in a Chinese kitchen
And the sauces she must skilfully render
Which is quite ironic really when you hear
The way the chef pronounces Brenda
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 8
My son jokes about my age
Especially in front of his mates
He says that when I was at school
We had to write on slates