Biggus
10-28-2016, 10:02 AM
EVERYONE WANTS CANDY ON HALLOWEEN
Everyone wants Candy on Halloween
As they march on their trick or treat patrol
But the only Candy that interests me
Will be swinging on a silver pole
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 7
My son jokes about my age
His humour is very droll
He says my first driving license
Was written on a scroll
HALLOWEEN PICKUP # 1
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something clever
During the Halloween season
Just say to any girl you meet
“If you let me show you a trick
I can promise you’ll get a treat”
REMEMBER THE FIFTH
Remember, remember
The fifth of November?
Gunpowder, treason and….
No I don’t remember
IF VAMPIRES CAN’T SEE THEIR OWN REFLECTION
If vampires can’t see
Their own reflection
In a mirror or anything else
That’s shiny
Then the thing I
Have always wondered is
How do they manage?
To keep their hair tidy?
PROCRASTINATION IS THE THIEF OF TIME # 2
Procrastination is the thief of time
And our span of time is so brief
So because I dithered I can’t reply
To the question “where's the beef”
I DON’T BELIEVE IN SPOOKS AND DEMONS
I don’t believe in spooks and demons
I think that should be understood
But there are always more trick-or-treaters
Than there are kids in the neighborhood
THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
The Thanksgiving Turkey
Risked being stricken
When he crossed the road
To prove he wasn't chicken!
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 384
The old lady who lived in a shoe
Was forced into the sex trade
And moved into a thigh high
Stiletto Boot on what she made
DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 3
Disney have got into porn
It became a financial reality
And of the films to be made
Is Beauty and the Bestiality
Everyone wants Candy on Halloween
As they march on their trick or treat patrol
But the only Candy that interests me
Will be swinging on a silver pole
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 7
My son jokes about my age
His humour is very droll
He says my first driving license
Was written on a scroll
HALLOWEEN PICKUP # 1
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something clever
During the Halloween season
Just say to any girl you meet
“If you let me show you a trick
I can promise you’ll get a treat”
REMEMBER THE FIFTH
Remember, remember
The fifth of November?
Gunpowder, treason and….
No I don’t remember
IF VAMPIRES CAN’T SEE THEIR OWN REFLECTION
If vampires can’t see
Their own reflection
In a mirror or anything else
That’s shiny
Then the thing I
Have always wondered is
How do they manage?
To keep their hair tidy?
PROCRASTINATION IS THE THIEF OF TIME # 2
Procrastination is the thief of time
And our span of time is so brief
So because I dithered I can’t reply
To the question “where's the beef”
I DON’T BELIEVE IN SPOOKS AND DEMONS
I don’t believe in spooks and demons
I think that should be understood
But there are always more trick-or-treaters
Than there are kids in the neighborhood
THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
The Thanksgiving Turkey
Risked being stricken
When he crossed the road
To prove he wasn't chicken!
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 384
The old lady who lived in a shoe
Was forced into the sex trade
And moved into a thigh high
Stiletto Boot on what she made
DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 3
Disney have got into porn
It became a financial reality
And of the films to be made
Is Beauty and the Bestiality