Riddle Me This

[Sancho]

Is anybody here good at riddles? (I stink at them)

Anyway we have joke threads, story threads, word-association threads, and so I thought I'd start a riddle thread, just because I know we have some good riddlers here.

I'll start. This one isn't original, but it's got a nice literary tie-in. I came across it in a Stephen King book:

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
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(C'mon it's easy)
The thread rules are simple - Solve the riddle and then give us one of your own.

[Danik 2016]

"One has its claws at the end of its paws, and one is a pause at the end of a clause."

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

[Pompey Bum]

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

A teapot.

What's the difference between a circus and a can-can line?

[Sancho]

Bah-hahahah!

A circus is a cunning array of stunts.

(They go low. You go high)
-FLOTUS

I am lily-white yet I am orange. I talk bigly yet my hands are smallish. I love all women yet I am a misogynist. I make billions yet I have no income. Who am I?

[papayahed]

oh dear.

[Sancho]

Sorry 'bout that one Papaya. Me and PB were - and this speaks to my last riddle - engaged in a little locker-room talk.

[papayahed]

Sorry 'bout that one Papaya. Me and PB were - and this speaks to my last riddle - engaged in a little locker-room talk.

LOL.

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