Biggus
10-22-2016, 07:23 AM
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 3
Babes in the wood
And their escapades
Is now a porn film,
Wood in the Babes
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 6
My son jokes about my age
His humour is very severe
He says that when I was at school
I sat next to Shakespeare
WHY ARE EGGS PACKED IN CONTAINERS
Why are eggs packed in containers
That are the flimsiest I’ve ever seen
But batteries are in plastic packs
You can only open with a laser beam
WHY DID THE ONE HANDED MAN
Why did the one handed man
Cross the road without pause to stop?
Well it’s a no brainer really
It was to get to the second hand shop
ELEVATED SHOE
My latest girlfriend
Wears an elevated shoe
Just on one foot though
But, that’s Eileen for you
TWO FONTS WALKED INTO A BAR
Two fonts walked into a bar and were told,
“Sorry, you will have to leave I fear
But please don’t take it personally
We just don't serve your type in here”
AT A FANCY DRESS PARTY
At a fancy dress party, my mate
Went dressed as a car number plate
What a guy he’s an absolute “Ledge”
And to top it all his name is Reg
I UPSET MY GRANDDAUGHTER
I upset my granddaughter
When she stayed recently
I made a faux pas, as I thought
That Pepper Pig was a recipe
WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME
When my girlfriend dumped me
I engaged in the revenge porn fad
I posted naked pictures of myself
To show what low standards she had
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 381
Jack and Jill went up the hill
But not for a pale of water
Because they went up the hill
To do what they shouldn’t oughta
Babes in the wood
And their escapades
Is now a porn film,
Wood in the Babes
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 6
My son jokes about my age
His humour is very severe
He says that when I was at school
I sat next to Shakespeare
WHY ARE EGGS PACKED IN CONTAINERS
Why are eggs packed in containers
That are the flimsiest I’ve ever seen
But batteries are in plastic packs
You can only open with a laser beam
WHY DID THE ONE HANDED MAN
Why did the one handed man
Cross the road without pause to stop?
Well it’s a no brainer really
It was to get to the second hand shop
ELEVATED SHOE
My latest girlfriend
Wears an elevated shoe
Just on one foot though
But, that’s Eileen for you
TWO FONTS WALKED INTO A BAR
Two fonts walked into a bar and were told,
“Sorry, you will have to leave I fear
But please don’t take it personally
We just don't serve your type in here”
AT A FANCY DRESS PARTY
At a fancy dress party, my mate
Went dressed as a car number plate
What a guy he’s an absolute “Ledge”
And to top it all his name is Reg
I UPSET MY GRANDDAUGHTER
I upset my granddaughter
When she stayed recently
I made a faux pas, as I thought
That Pepper Pig was a recipe
WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME
When my girlfriend dumped me
I engaged in the revenge porn fad
I posted naked pictures of myself
To show what low standards she had
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 381
Jack and Jill went up the hill
But not for a pale of water
Because they went up the hill
To do what they shouldn’t oughta