Biggus
10-14-2016, 03:56 AM
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 380
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And at the summit
Jack does Jill
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 5
My son jokes about my age
His humour is unforgiving
He says that my first passport
Was probably written in Latin
WHY DID THE BROKEN CLOCK
Why did the broken clock
Cross the road without pause to stop?
Well it’s a no brainer really
It was to get to the second hand shop
MY NEW TENNIS PARTNER
My new tennis partner
Always obstructs my view,
Stood in the middle of the court
But, that’s Annette for you
MY FATHER IN LAW IS A PHYSICIST
My father in law is a Physicist
Who is oblivious to culinary tips
He is too focussed on his work
So he lives on Fission chips
I WENT TO A LECTURE ON TYRE TECHNOLOGY
I went to a lecture on tyre technology
But during the lecture from hell
The lecturer told a joke about a puncture
Which I thought went down well
MY SISTER BROKE UP WITH HER MR RIGHT
My sister broke up with her Mr Right
After only a few days,
Because it turned out
That his first name was always
HE WAS AN ASPIRING NOVELIST
He was an aspiring novelist
And an uncomplicated fella
Who wrote in the basement
Clearly hoping for a best cellar
I BOUGHT A SECOND HAND PHONE
I bought a second hand phone
From a guy in Germany
I just had to delete his contacts
And now it's Hans free
DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 2
Disney have got into porn
Namely with the Brothers Grimm
It’s to be an ensemble piece
Entitled The Brother's Quim
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And at the summit
Jack does Jill
MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 5
My son jokes about my age
His humour is unforgiving
He says that my first passport
Was probably written in Latin
WHY DID THE BROKEN CLOCK
Why did the broken clock
Cross the road without pause to stop?
Well it’s a no brainer really
It was to get to the second hand shop
MY NEW TENNIS PARTNER
My new tennis partner
Always obstructs my view,
Stood in the middle of the court
But, that’s Annette for you
MY FATHER IN LAW IS A PHYSICIST
My father in law is a Physicist
Who is oblivious to culinary tips
He is too focussed on his work
So he lives on Fission chips
I WENT TO A LECTURE ON TYRE TECHNOLOGY
I went to a lecture on tyre technology
But during the lecture from hell
The lecturer told a joke about a puncture
Which I thought went down well
MY SISTER BROKE UP WITH HER MR RIGHT
My sister broke up with her Mr Right
After only a few days,
Because it turned out
That his first name was always
HE WAS AN ASPIRING NOVELIST
He was an aspiring novelist
And an uncomplicated fella
Who wrote in the basement
Clearly hoping for a best cellar
I BOUGHT A SECOND HAND PHONE
I bought a second hand phone
From a guy in Germany
I just had to delete his contacts
And now it's Hans free
DISNEY HAVE GOT INTO PORN # 2
Disney have got into porn
Namely with the Brothers Grimm
It’s to be an ensemble piece
Entitled The Brother's Quim