Biggus
09-26-2016, 07:07 AM
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 1
Snow White thought
7-Up was just a drink
But meeting the dwarves
Caused her to rethink
PETER PAN IS A BIT OF A GAY ICON
Peter Pan is a bit of a gay icon
As he disrupts the pirates shanties
But that’s not even his real name
He was baptized as Peter Panties
ON MY BED AT HOME # 1
On my bed at home I have
A deluxe memory foam mattress
But it remembers I’m over sixty
Which causes me great distress
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 382
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
He didn’t see her coming at all
“Hump Me and Dump Me” She yelled
And pushed him off the wall
G-SPOT
There was supposed to be
A documentary last night on Cable
It was all about the g-spot
I did try to find it, but I wasn’t able
THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF
The boy who cried Wolf
Continued to get beaten on
And that’s because it wasn’t
The safe word they agreed on
WHY IS THE EMPEROR NAKED?
Why is the Emperor Naked?
Well I heard from one who knows
It’s to do with the company he keeps
Namely “The Emperor's New Ho’s”
I HAVE A MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS # 2
I have a memory foam mattress
And I awake feeling brighter
I just wish it would remember me
When I was Three stone lighter
IF JM BARRIE HAD WRITTEN SMUT
If JM Barrie had written smut
About all the titillation and joys
His classic tale would have been
Peter Porn and The Lust Boys
SEX TOY STORY
Her husband had a Woody
But that didn’t impress her
So she went and got Buzz
Out of the drawer in her dresser
Snow White thought
7-Up was just a drink
But meeting the dwarves
Caused her to rethink
PETER PAN IS A BIT OF A GAY ICON
Peter Pan is a bit of a gay icon
As he disrupts the pirates shanties
But that’s not even his real name
He was baptized as Peter Panties
ON MY BED AT HOME # 1
On my bed at home I have
A deluxe memory foam mattress
But it remembers I’m over sixty
Which causes me great distress
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 382
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
He didn’t see her coming at all
“Hump Me and Dump Me” She yelled
And pushed him off the wall
G-SPOT
There was supposed to be
A documentary last night on Cable
It was all about the g-spot
I did try to find it, but I wasn’t able
THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF
The boy who cried Wolf
Continued to get beaten on
And that’s because it wasn’t
The safe word they agreed on
WHY IS THE EMPEROR NAKED?
Why is the Emperor Naked?
Well I heard from one who knows
It’s to do with the company he keeps
Namely “The Emperor's New Ho’s”
I HAVE A MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS # 2
I have a memory foam mattress
And I awake feeling brighter
I just wish it would remember me
When I was Three stone lighter
IF JM BARRIE HAD WRITTEN SMUT
If JM Barrie had written smut
About all the titillation and joys
His classic tale would have been
Peter Porn and The Lust Boys
SEX TOY STORY
Her husband had a Woody
But that didn’t impress her
So she went and got Buzz
Out of the drawer in her dresser