Mink

[wcc-curtis]

Gary was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the
question. "Will you marry me, darling?" he asked.

Rhonda smiled coyly and said, "Yes, if you'll buy me a mink."

Gary thought for a moment and then replied, "Okay, it's a deal,
on one condition."

"What is that?" Rhonda asked.

"You'll have to clean the cage," Gary replied.

[wcc-curtis]

As spring migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could
make the trip north, so they decided to go by airplane.

When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were
carrying two dead armadillos. "Do you wish to check the armadillos
through as luggage?" she asked.

"No, thanks," replied the vultures. "They're carrion." :)