Tyrion Cheddar
02-19-2016, 10:03 PM
I've been mentally working on a personal ad that I would hypothetically post online, in hopes of attracting the one I want--which wouldn't happen even if the internet weren't populated by nerds, geeks, psychos, losers, escaped mental patients and assorted child molesters. Having posted such ads in earnest in years gone by, numerous times, I thought this time I'd take an entirely different approach, really go for the gold and hold nothing back, and bearing in mind this will undoubtedly never actually be posted. I urge you all to compose your own ads, as though there could be no adverse consequences and you could be as honest as you wished, as specific, and do have loads of fun with it. I'll post mine once I've got it all stitched up.