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Jerrybaldy
01-26-2016, 08:46 PM
Oh exalted one
I am not worthy of your love
Take that love and wave it in my face
And say
'You arent having that'
Give me the strength to blindly follow you
And ignore any evidence to the contrary
Like dinosaurs and such heathen fantasies
Let me believe that only you are true
And other gods are fallacies
And give me the strength to kill
In your name
And divide.
Blind me to any suggestion
Of science
And bless me with guilt
Sweet guilt
If I ever doubt
Like Thomas
The tank engine
Amen

Haunted
01-28-2016, 01:53 PM
Peas.

Bar22do
01-31-2016, 04:42 AM
Let this prayer be never fulfilled for lack of gods.

Buh4Bee
01-31-2016, 03:36 PM
Toot! Toot!

qimissung
01-31-2016, 04:18 PM
As sweet a bit of satire as I've seen in awhile. Amen.

Lokasenna
01-31-2016, 05:36 PM
In my best evangelical voice:

AmenhallelujahPRAISEJESUS!

tonywalt
01-31-2016, 06:33 PM
I will follow you into the depths of, umm, stuff!

North Star
01-31-2016, 07:59 PM
Can I get an Amenhotep?!

tailor STATELY
02-01-2016, 11:01 PM
A prayer by Jerrybaldy !

Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor STATELY