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ErnestHorner
12-09-2015, 10:39 AM
Why?

Why did I take the very first drink?
I didn't enjoy it. Now that's what I think

Made me feel poorly was sick in the sink
I spent all my money and made the house stink

It's not bloody funny when the room starts to spin
They said 'Here have another and feel like a King'

When I woke the next morning I thought I was dead
I'd pissed in the wardrobe and fell out of bed

Made me a promise said never again
That very same night I made a new friend

He came in a bottle I drank him with Coke
A new sensation down the back of my throat

Many days on that friend has now gone
But I'll never forget him for what he has done

YesNo
12-09-2015, 11:42 AM
Some of this is confusing, perhaps deliberately. For example, "That very same" makes me ask "What?". Also "He claim in a bottle" makes me ask "What did he claim".

ErnestHorner
12-11-2015, 06:33 AM
Thanks YesNo for pointing out my typing errors!! Have a nice Christmas. :-)