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Wes Corona
10-28-2015, 10:09 AM
Eat your vegetables.

If you don’t quit making that face, it’ll freeze like that.

Don’t go in the water for 20 minutes after eating.

Look at me when I’m talking to you.

Don’t pick that, it’ll get infected.

Do you think money grows on trees?

Stop crying before I give you something to cry about!

Sit up straight, or you’ll get a hunchback.

Don’t talk with food in your mouth.

Don’t eat that, you’ll ruin your appetite.

Take your hat off in the house.

Who do you think I am, your maid?

Your father will hear about this when he gets home.

Don't sit so close to the TV, it'll ruin your eyes.

YesNo
10-28-2015, 11:17 AM
I thought you were supposed to wait an hour or was it 45 minutes after eating? Since the most swimming I'm likely to do is whatever happens in a hot tub, I think that could be cut down to 5 minutes.

Wes Corona
10-28-2015, 11:21 AM
I think the time constraints were a local matter. It had something to do with viscosity of the water. :-)