Biggus
10-23-2015, 03:46 AM
ARE YOU WEARING EAU DE COLOGNE?
Are you wearing eau de Cologne?
Well something smells wrong
I don’t think it’s the real deal
Like it was bottled in Hong Kong?
WINKS IS AN ACRONYM
WINKS is an acronym for
"Women with Incomes and
No Kids" plenty of money
But no ring on their hand
WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 7
When we were in Spain there
Were a lot of foreigner there
And they all spoke Spanish
Which I don’t think is fair
IT WAS INEVITABLE THAT RED BULL
It was inevitable that Red Bull
Would be involved in Formula One
The spectators need to drink it
To stay awake when all said and done
THERE MIGHT WELL BE, AS THEY SAY
There might well be, as they say
“Plenty more fish in the sea”
But until I catch myself a soul
I'm left holding my pole
A MAJOR NEW BIOPIC IS PLANNED
A major new Biopic is planned
So British film fans stand by
It is about Greggs the Bakers
It will be called “The Life of Pie”
TO MANY THE TIME ARRIVES
To many the time arrives
To take stock of their lives
But it’s nothing I condone
So leave your livestock alone
THE BRICK ROAD IS YELLOW
The brick road is yellow
In Oz because, because
Of the insanitary habits
Of the Wizzer of Oz
I’M NOT DAIRY OR GLUTEN INTOLERANT
I’m not dairy or gluten intolerant
Nor do I follow the sugar free fad
I don’t need to entertain them,
I’m tolerant of all foods and I’m glad
WHY ARE PIDGEON’S GREAT BASEBALL PLAYERS?
Why are Pidgeon’s great baseball players?
At the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome?
Well it’s obvious when you think about it
It’s because they always make it home
Are you wearing eau de Cologne?
Well something smells wrong
I don’t think it’s the real deal
Like it was bottled in Hong Kong?
WINKS IS AN ACRONYM
WINKS is an acronym for
"Women with Incomes and
No Kids" plenty of money
But no ring on their hand
WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 7
When we were in Spain there
Were a lot of foreigner there
And they all spoke Spanish
Which I don’t think is fair
IT WAS INEVITABLE THAT RED BULL
It was inevitable that Red Bull
Would be involved in Formula One
The spectators need to drink it
To stay awake when all said and done
THERE MIGHT WELL BE, AS THEY SAY
There might well be, as they say
“Plenty more fish in the sea”
But until I catch myself a soul
I'm left holding my pole
A MAJOR NEW BIOPIC IS PLANNED
A major new Biopic is planned
So British film fans stand by
It is about Greggs the Bakers
It will be called “The Life of Pie”
TO MANY THE TIME ARRIVES
To many the time arrives
To take stock of their lives
But it’s nothing I condone
So leave your livestock alone
THE BRICK ROAD IS YELLOW
The brick road is yellow
In Oz because, because
Of the insanitary habits
Of the Wizzer of Oz
I’M NOT DAIRY OR GLUTEN INTOLERANT
I’m not dairy or gluten intolerant
Nor do I follow the sugar free fad
I don’t need to entertain them,
I’m tolerant of all foods and I’m glad
WHY ARE PIDGEON’S GREAT BASEBALL PLAYERS?
Why are Pidgeon’s great baseball players?
At the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome?
Well it’s obvious when you think about it
It’s because they always make it home