Biggus
10-21-2015, 04:05 AM
ARE YOU WEARING SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR?
Are you wearing Sensible Footwear?
They are a kind of stout boot
And with your skinny legs
I think you look rather cute
DINKY IS AN ACRONYM
DINKY is an acronym for
“Double income no kits yet”
And Dinky’s are really as
Smug as it’s possible to get
WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 6
“No hairdressers at the resort”
The sign said at the resort
My wife is a hairdresser
And she was totally distraught
THE WEARING OF ODD COLOURED SOCKS
The wearing of odd coloured socks
Is considered quirky by the youth
For adulthood it’s a bit hipster
But for seniors its dementia in truth
AFTER BEING CAUGHT, WITH NO EXCUSE
After being caught, with no excuse
For abhorrent substance abuse
The shamed sportsman has sworn
Never again to touch Quorn
AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS GAMES
At the Winter Olympics Games
One of the sponsors participating
Is a pharmaceutical giant who
Are sponsoring the Speed skating
WE HAVE TWO THINGS IN OUR TOWN
We have two things in our town
Pharmaceuticals and Speedway
The latter has fast and furious thrills
But they don’t use bikes by the way
IT’S TEN YEARS, ALMOST TO THE DAY
Its ten years, almost to the day
Since I decided to marry my wife
And marrying her was the last
Decision I made in my life
PERCEPTION AND PERSPECTIVE
Perception and perspective
That’s life and all about it
Although I suppose it would
Depend on how you look at it
ARE YOU USING CONTRACEPTION?
“Are you using contraception?
Either Condoms or the pill?
So between you and your boyfriend”
She was asked “Who foots the bill?”
“I do” she replied “I’m a liberated woman,
But the cost of them is something grim,
The problem is I don't know him well enough
To discuss money with him”
Are you wearing Sensible Footwear?
They are a kind of stout boot
And with your skinny legs
I think you look rather cute
DINKY IS AN ACRONYM
DINKY is an acronym for
“Double income no kits yet”
And Dinky’s are really as
Smug as it’s possible to get
WHINGING BRITS ABROAD # 6
“No hairdressers at the resort”
The sign said at the resort
My wife is a hairdresser
And she was totally distraught
THE WEARING OF ODD COLOURED SOCKS
The wearing of odd coloured socks
Is considered quirky by the youth
For adulthood it’s a bit hipster
But for seniors its dementia in truth
AFTER BEING CAUGHT, WITH NO EXCUSE
After being caught, with no excuse
For abhorrent substance abuse
The shamed sportsman has sworn
Never again to touch Quorn
AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS GAMES
At the Winter Olympics Games
One of the sponsors participating
Is a pharmaceutical giant who
Are sponsoring the Speed skating
WE HAVE TWO THINGS IN OUR TOWN
We have two things in our town
Pharmaceuticals and Speedway
The latter has fast and furious thrills
But they don’t use bikes by the way
IT’S TEN YEARS, ALMOST TO THE DAY
Its ten years, almost to the day
Since I decided to marry my wife
And marrying her was the last
Decision I made in my life
PERCEPTION AND PERSPECTIVE
Perception and perspective
That’s life and all about it
Although I suppose it would
Depend on how you look at it
ARE YOU USING CONTRACEPTION?
“Are you using contraception?
Either Condoms or the pill?
So between you and your boyfriend”
She was asked “Who foots the bill?”
“I do” she replied “I’m a liberated woman,
But the cost of them is something grim,
The problem is I don't know him well enough
To discuss money with him”