The Terrorist Testicle Manifesto

[WolfLarsen]

The Terrorist Testicle Manifesto
By Wolf Larsen

1) Horny dogs must now have paintings to urinate on!

2) Everybody must walk down the street naked or I’ll get drunk!

3) Everybody must also become insects! Insects are the highest expression of art!

4) I am the Terrorist Testicle because I am the scrambled eggs!

5) Nobody can wake up in the morning anymore! Everybody must wake up in different centuries! Or else I’ll go without a bath for a week!

6) Too much poetry has been spray-painted all over the walls of the city! If it doesn’t stop I’ll tell God to punish us with multiple ejaculations!

7) More spermatozoa right now!

8) I demand three testicles for everyone! If my demand for three testicles for everyone is not met within 24 hours then I will deport all the earthlings back to outer space!

Signed,
The Terrorist Testicle

[HCabret]

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[Gutted]

solid manifesto. sounds reasonable.

[HCabret]

solid manifesto. sounds reasonable.
This guy once threatened to castrate me.

[Eiseabhal]

That does not qualify as a threat.

[WolfLarsen]

Do not read this if you are against sex, or if you are religious.

The Terrorist Testicle Speaks:
by Wolf Larsen (the orifice I mean the Oracle of the Terrorist Testicle)

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I am here to tell you all that my nuts are not spaceships!

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That’s why my titties & my penis are God’s statement to you about pursuing correct English grammar!

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Because correct English grammar is millions of talking toads on lily pads floating in the air...!

Because cornflakes is not the oil of my paintings in your testicles!

Your testicles & my testicles is postmodern art being eaten by thousands of gorillas high on mushrooms!

Let’s eat all the mushroom clouds of World War III!

Let’s **** all the mushroom clouds of World War III until there’s no more pussy!

Because pussy cats is my Dick in your Uranus! Oh hallelujah the planets! Oh hallelujah I’m coming I’m coming after 2000 years I’m finally coming!!

So get ready!

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Let’s all fly with each other on our joints with wings!

Hello FBI officer! Did your computer software program lead you hear?! Here or hear is the place with genital worms crawling out of your brains!

Think of millions of Salvador Dali clones crawling in your brains while your testicles give philosophical speeches to all of the howling dogs of a full moon!

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Let’s build a giant statue of the President’s buttocks in the middle of the city! Now! Let’s get the Secret Service to help us! Will give them free pornography!

Will we’ll...

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Signed,
The Terrorist Testicle

Copyright 2015 by Wolf Larsen