Biggus
05-06-2015, 04:06 AM
ARE YOU ARE YOU WEARING WINGS?
Are you wearing wings?
And what are those other things?
A stick? And scales of justice?
Oh crikey are you my Nemesis
WEARING EXTENSIONS?
Are you wearing extensions?
Well I hesitate to mention
The extensions to your hair
Don’t really attach down there
MY SISTER HAS A TANNING SALON
My sister has a tanning salon
It is hers and her husband John’s
And at the national tanning awards
Their establishment won bronze
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 351
One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, open the door
Five, six, cocktail sticks
Seven, eight, in a bit of a state
Nine, ten, pissed again
MY BROTHER IS SUCH A PESSIMIST
My brother is such a pessimist
It has been his great tormentor
He’s so pessimistic that if there
Was a contest he wouldn’t enter
HER GRANDSON WAS AT UNIVERSITY
Her grandson was at university
And wrote he was learning Judo
Why a Christian boy would want
To convert she just didn’t know
I REALLY ENJOYED OUR DATE
I really enjoyed our date
I’m so glad that you rang
It was a brilliant Guy Fawkes
Night that ended with a bang
ARE YOU WEARING A TURKEY SUIT?
Are you wearing a turkey suit?
I really love holiday pranks
But you look like a total arse
And for that I give thanks
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 352
Three wise men of Gotham
This is something of a choker
When it turns out that they are
Penguin, Riddler and the joker
Are you wearing wings?
And what are those other things?
A stick? And scales of justice?
Oh crikey are you my Nemesis
WEARING EXTENSIONS?
Are you wearing extensions?
Well I hesitate to mention
The extensions to your hair
Don’t really attach down there
MY SISTER HAS A TANNING SALON
My sister has a tanning salon
It is hers and her husband John’s
And at the national tanning awards
Their establishment won bronze
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 351
One, two, buckle my shoe
Three, four, open the door
Five, six, cocktail sticks
Seven, eight, in a bit of a state
Nine, ten, pissed again
MY BROTHER IS SUCH A PESSIMIST
My brother is such a pessimist
It has been his great tormentor
He’s so pessimistic that if there
Was a contest he wouldn’t enter
HER GRANDSON WAS AT UNIVERSITY
Her grandson was at university
And wrote he was learning Judo
Why a Christian boy would want
To convert she just didn’t know
I REALLY ENJOYED OUR DATE
I really enjoyed our date
I’m so glad that you rang
It was a brilliant Guy Fawkes
Night that ended with a bang
ARE YOU WEARING A TURKEY SUIT?
Are you wearing a turkey suit?
I really love holiday pranks
But you look like a total arse
And for that I give thanks
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 352
Three wise men of Gotham
This is something of a choker
When it turns out that they are
Penguin, Riddler and the joker