A Little Bit Of Humour # 140

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ARE YOU WEARING CONVERSE?

Are you wearing Converse?
Footwear for casual strolls
You know when I was a boy
They were called plimsolls

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 347

Georgie Porgie, Puddin' and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Until the day that it came to be
He was investigate by Yew Tree

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER DRESS?

Are you wearing an Easter Dress?
The big yellow ribbon is really pleasant
I’m itching to pull at that bow
So I can unwrap my Easter present

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 3

The best Easter actor of all time
Well maybe not but bear with me
So for this exercise he’s the winner
And Cluck Norris that would be

THE ONLY WAY THE EASTER BUNNY # 2

The only way the Easter Bunny
Can decorate eggs in time for Easter
Is to paint them all, otherwise
They would have to use wallpaper

IT WAS A FLAMBOYANT THING

It was a flamboyant thing
With a corresponding price tag
But a Black Forest Gateaux
Was really a sponge cake in drag

SINCE YOU WALKED OUT ON ME

Since you walked out on me
As an act of defiance
Each morning I sit and eat
Breakfast in my pants
But I have discovered
Its little consolation
And I actually miss
Your personal hygiene rants

COACH JOSÉ MOURINHO

Coach José Mourinho
Likes to strut and preen
But doesn’t like to lose
And likes to cause a scene
He’s always crying foul
As he’s a real drama queen

I AM BY NO MEANS PERFECT, BUT

I am by no means perfect, but my wife
Has a particularly dirty habit
Which she won’t like me mentioning
As it involves a rampant rabbit

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER HAT?

Are you wearing an Easter Hat?
Well more accurately it’s a bonnet
It sits so perfectly on your head
And you’re as pretty as a sonnet

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I liked the Easter dress the best, the one that you had to pull the bow to unwrap. All I could find about Yew Tee was some place in Singapore.

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Sorry that should read Yew Tree.
Which refers to Operation Yew Tree