Biggus
03-30-2015, 05:55 AM
ARE YOU WEARING AN ALICE BAND?
Are you wearing an Alice band?
Oh how perfectly droll
For a freaky looking bloke
Do you go down the rabbit hole?
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 342
Doctor Foster
Went to Gloucester,
Because he liked a rhyme
THE ART OF MODERN MEDICINE
The art of modern medicine
Consists by varying degrees
Of keeping the patient amused
While nature cures the disease
IT’S BEEN TWENTY FIVE YEARS
It’s been twenty five years
Since the day she said “I do”
Almost as long as when
I said to her “you’re not are you?”
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER ANKLE SOCKS?
Are you wearing Easter ankle socks?
Well they’re right on the money
They’re perfect for the Easter Parade
And you look as cute as a bunny
LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 2
Let’s get this straight once and for all
Easter Day does not commemorate
The a day in the gardens Of Gethsemane
When Jesus turned rabbits into chocolate
WHAT CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
It’s a question as old as money
And the answer to it is quite obvious
It was in fact neither, it was the Easter Bunny
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GOLDEN DELICIOUS
You can keep your Golden Delicious
I don’t want to eat them anymore
I want a flavour that isn’t fleeting
So a Cox’s apple is quality to the core
DOLPHINS SUFFER FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
Dolphins suffer from Erectile Dysfunction
And their sex life has come a cropper
Not much is known about their condition
But they’ve gone from Flipper to Flopper
MAMIL IS AN ACRONYM
MAMIL is an acronym
For “Middle Aged Men In Lycra”
I have to confess that’s not the word
I use for an old peddle cycler
Are you wearing an Alice band?
Oh how perfectly droll
For a freaky looking bloke
Do you go down the rabbit hole?
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 342
Doctor Foster
Went to Gloucester,
Because he liked a rhyme
THE ART OF MODERN MEDICINE
The art of modern medicine
Consists by varying degrees
Of keeping the patient amused
While nature cures the disease
IT’S BEEN TWENTY FIVE YEARS
It’s been twenty five years
Since the day she said “I do”
Almost as long as when
I said to her “you’re not are you?”
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER ANKLE SOCKS?
Are you wearing Easter ankle socks?
Well they’re right on the money
They’re perfect for the Easter Parade
And you look as cute as a bunny
LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 2
Let’s get this straight once and for all
Easter Day does not commemorate
The a day in the gardens Of Gethsemane
When Jesus turned rabbits into chocolate
WHAT CAME FIRST, THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
It’s a question as old as money
And the answer to it is quite obvious
It was in fact neither, it was the Easter Bunny
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GOLDEN DELICIOUS
You can keep your Golden Delicious
I don’t want to eat them anymore
I want a flavour that isn’t fleeting
So a Cox’s apple is quality to the core
DOLPHINS SUFFER FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
Dolphins suffer from Erectile Dysfunction
And their sex life has come a cropper
Not much is known about their condition
But they’ve gone from Flipper to Flopper
MAMIL IS AN ACRONYM
MAMIL is an acronym
For “Middle Aged Men In Lycra”
I have to confess that’s not the word
I use for an old peddle cycler