Biggus
02-13-2015, 04:40 AM
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 358
Hey diddle diddle
Someone’s on the fiddle
It will probably be
Another celebrity
Not paying their tax
IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 4
If your blind date is described to you
As “Average looking” then look out
Because it will be worse than it sounds
And they’ll have a face like a trout
FOGHORN LEGHORN AND ALL HIS PALS # 2
Foghorn leghorn and all his pals
Have all chosen to assemble
Their very own chicken choir
Which is called a Hensemble
LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 5
There is nothing that annoys me more
Than the elevator stopping on every floor
No one gets on or off which irks me treble
In fact it’s annoying on more than one level
I REMEMBER WELL THAT FATEFUL DAY
I remember well that fateful day
When I read of the evils of drinking
And so shocked was I that I decided
On that very spot to give up reading
A SUSPECT IN THE ALASKAN MURDER CASE
A suspect in the Alaskan murder case
Was asked for an alibi by Detective Starch
When he asked "So tell me where you
Were on the night of September to March?"
MY GRANDFATHER WAS FROM LAPLAND
My Grandfather was from Lapland
And he was a the greatest hunter I bet
And when he went to the bleak tundra
To catch Arctic hare he used a hare net
YOU CAN LIKEN WOMEN’S BREASTS
You can liken women’s breasts to a
Birthday gift of a train set, for lads
They were originally meant for kids
But who gets to play with them, Dads
ARE YOU WEARING ANYTHING TODAY?
Are you wearing anything today?
Well as I’m fond of your body type
If the answer is no, we can hang up
The phone and then we can Skype
SNAGS IS AN ACRONYM
SNAGS is an acronym
For “Sensitive New Age Guy’s”
But don’t all men come with snags?
Just like turds come with flies
Hey diddle diddle
Someone’s on the fiddle
It will probably be
Another celebrity
Not paying their tax
IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 4
If your blind date is described to you
As “Average looking” then look out
Because it will be worse than it sounds
And they’ll have a face like a trout
FOGHORN LEGHORN AND ALL HIS PALS # 2
Foghorn leghorn and all his pals
Have all chosen to assemble
Their very own chicken choir
Which is called a Hensemble
LIFE’S VEXATIONS # 5
There is nothing that annoys me more
Than the elevator stopping on every floor
No one gets on or off which irks me treble
In fact it’s annoying on more than one level
I REMEMBER WELL THAT FATEFUL DAY
I remember well that fateful day
When I read of the evils of drinking
And so shocked was I that I decided
On that very spot to give up reading
A SUSPECT IN THE ALASKAN MURDER CASE
A suspect in the Alaskan murder case
Was asked for an alibi by Detective Starch
When he asked "So tell me where you
Were on the night of September to March?"
MY GRANDFATHER WAS FROM LAPLAND
My Grandfather was from Lapland
And he was a the greatest hunter I bet
And when he went to the bleak tundra
To catch Arctic hare he used a hare net
YOU CAN LIKEN WOMEN’S BREASTS
You can liken women’s breasts to a
Birthday gift of a train set, for lads
They were originally meant for kids
But who gets to play with them, Dads
ARE YOU WEARING ANYTHING TODAY?
Are you wearing anything today?
Well as I’m fond of your body type
If the answer is no, we can hang up
The phone and then we can Skype
SNAGS IS AN ACRONYM
SNAGS is an acronym
For “Sensitive New Age Guy’s”
But don’t all men come with snags?
Just like turds come with flies